Interpolic

Pardew/TCD are going to be utterly insufferable cunts in the run-up to this, I see the latter has already got started.

As long as Stifler's about to post videos after this one, I'm easy.

Absolutely fucking barking.

GTFI, give that man some heroin.

Christ al-fucking-mighty, man.

Bloody hell.

Such an insecure little bellend.

He's definitely lost his shit completely, if that statement is anything to go by.

I agree, you can point at them being 3rd in the table all you like but it's all relative. The fact is they've made no progress on the pitch in over a decade.

Lloris?

rafas face on each member of a royal family picture

This, he's a legend.

They only need 8.

You must frequently forget about it then remember it all again, at your age Mick.

Thought he was Dead Evans when I saw the bump.

Waiting for everyone to criticise Sissoko for this...despite no quotes from him whatsoever in the article. That doesn't really work since what people criticise him for are actual quotes saying he wants away, that appear in articles quite regularly He never actually says he wants to leave, he says that he wants to play in the Champions League in the future but is happy here. Its the frequency of the interviews that is annoying, not the content Well yeah, the fact that he's saying he wants to play in the champions league every couple of months when we're invariably in the bottom 5 is a bit of a hint that he's not on about doing it with us.

Waiting for everyone to criticise Sissoko for this...despite no quotes from him whatsoever in the article. That doesn't really work since what people criticise him for are actual quotes saying he wants away, that appear in articles quite regularly

Why the fuck

Atletico is a strange link considering how they play.

I think we might get a draw there on Saturday, don't think Liverpool would lose any sleep over it either.

Where did Lascelles say that? In the programme for tonights game The actual comments sounded pretty savage when read out on Sky, something along the lines of "He can be the best trainer but when his head isn't right he let's it affect him too much and is the worst" Jamal taking candour to a whole new level lately.

You're a square yard short of a carpet.