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When he came back I thought it was a shit idea cos I'd gone a bit Talksport, believing he'd been out the game too long. Once he'd put his stamp down on the team I was in love again. He gets it, man.

I'd never have Kevin Keegan down as someone who doesn't have the best intentions of the club at heart, he's our moral compass basically.

Lol off

Good, the keepers were too.

Not in my experience.

Not if it's going like a thunderbastard and high toward the top corner. Not in 5-a-side. Your best bet cutting in from the left and going for the far corner is to hit it with the inside of your right foot and bend it round the keeper. My personal experience says otherwise, Leffe. What if you don't have much time to get the ball from under your feet and also don't want the defenders or keeper to know what you're doing? Well you knock it in with the outside of your right foot before they've even had a chance to realise.

I'll find an example. Was Cole's goal at Old Trafford in our first PL season one or am I remembering it wrong? Point is I was always almost as accurate with the outside of my foot but you don't see it much.

I'm almost at the stage where I'm going to ask me lass to treat the sofa as a goal and be the keeper so I can demonstrate it. Almost.

That's exactly what I did all the time. Did it loads, worked mint As I say, better five-a-side but worked eleven-a-side plenty as well.

Here man you mad cunts. It was generally placement more than power but I did hammer it sometimes. Imagine the classic Henry goal when he cuts in from the left and places it in the far corner with his right, having been able to get his shit together and get it on his right foot on the inside. Imagine me having no left foot and having not much time to finish it. I'd edge it into the far corner with the outside of my right foot but as I say I did it with power occasionally as well. I was a bit of a fancy dan mind, but just saying it generally works canny yet you rarely see it in the professional game.

Bet he got w*nked off too, he wouldn't have told you that part He was chuffed about that n'all. Kid was perma-chuffed.

Nah it works if you don't want to cut it inside and works best edging the ball into the far corner. I found it dead easy, could get quite a lot of power and accuracy doing it that way. Admittedly it was more effective in five-a-side. Maybe I was a footballing visionary and my natural talent failed me.

My mate had the back of his Nokia phone signed by Rolf Harris after standing in a very long queue at Glastonbury. Not making that up. He was pure chuffed.

Yeah. It works. Ask Wallsend Boys Club.

For this to be acceptable they'd have to counter-act it by spreading the obscene amounts of money generated these days down the leagues to clubs struggling to make ends meet. They won't though, they'll be testing the water with this idea floating in the press and if there isn't much outrage they'll just do it. Same with the 39th game, that'd be in place now if the whole country hadn't kicked off saying it was a shit idea that made a mockery of the competition itself.

Nobby Solano goal v Everton ? what a wonderful outside of the foot effort that was Aye he did that from the right side though, the mad cunt. I'm talking about dinking it past the keeper from the left cutting inside, you can smash it in the corner quite easily that way too.

I was proper one-footed when I was a kid but I used to smash or place the ball in with the outside of my right foot when I had a chance cutting in from the left. Genuine question, why don't you see more of that in top level football? It's easy to do and probably more effective than having a go with a crap left foot.

How the fuck do the likes of Danny Mills get gigs as pundits, man. Absolute nothing footballer, with views on football veering from trivial to boring to absolute fucking wank.

The defence man trying to claim that she's some sort of lying obsessive sex pest. I liked a video of an emu running around with arms drawn onto it the other day, I don't want to shag the emu though. Never had you down as an emu nonce.

More worryingly I think this is more of a move on behalf of all Premier League clubs. It's more 6th downwards that these extra fixtures affect, those clubs don't have big enough squads to strive towards mediocrity and fit another game or 2 in without their fans having a pop at them for fielding reserve sides.

Sex case

That's a non-nonce.

imagine he was class at being a nonce, would be so bad Jimmy Saville seemed a very good nonce tbf to him. Anyway if this is all the defence has in terms of cross-examining it seems their argument is going to be weak as piss.

He does seem a crap nonce like.