Interpolic

Yes.

Hope Jack Colback turns out to be his biological son.

Did you just malfunction?

That's so funny.

If Townsend released a solo album after leaving The Verve it would be called "A loan, with everybody".

People need to give one-eyed Willy a break like.

Hope someone mistakes him for a homeless bloke while he's eating ketchup and buys him a burger.

Stunned that Hans is the man to take the joke too far.

May have been posted Must still be on a sweet phone deal with BT.

Hope he accepts an invitation to a sleepover at Oscar Pistorious's house.

Who was the last footballer you heard about being injured due to a poke in the eye? Like ever?

Fuck off, True Geordie.

Hope Laurent Robert smashes a football into his horrible face.

Fucking hell.

Perhaps we could invest some time in working out why his attitude is an issue, rather than just immediately shelving him. Especially when we knew his attitude was suspect when we signed him

Hope it turns out that he was the one who let the dogs out and The Baha Men go after him.

Hope he ends up in Middlesbrough on a business trip.

Best post you've ever done, by some margin.

Mannnnnn, you're crap

It's unfortunate that 2 De Jongs didn't make a right. Definitely done that one before.

£8m Imagine the fee if he had half a brain.

Hope he turns out to be a massive nonce (non-ghost).

Hope NorthernGimp gets him into the back of his van, where he's forced to listen to Branko's patter for the rest of his life.