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He'd be perfect for what we're after imo.

Tiote never bettered his performance in his debut versus Everton away imo (also Ben Arfa's). Did exactly what he's best at, getting the ball and giving it. Never playing the ball more than 10 yards or holding on to it for more than 5 seconds. I blame Pardew saying he wanted him to play more like Essien. He was never an all-action midfielder like that, we needed him to collect the ball and pass it on to more talented players to make stuff happen. In other words, infuriating.

How do you pronounce this guy's name then? I'm thinking Sci-vay?

I know a few from Manchester that are sound as fuck and pretty grateful for how fortunate they've been to watch a side like that the last 20 years. They all thought Moyes was the wrong choice like.

Grim. Hope he comes back from this, the thought people feel they have no option other than that is always horrible.

I'm not touching that shit mate.

He's bald, he's fast, his shit form's in the past, Jonjo Shelveyyyyy

Why oh why did you have to bring up those sick cunts AGAIN

In my day, 12 was a subs number. Might as well say in my day there were only 11 numbers between 1 and 11, different these days though, fucking Sky.

It hurts them that Shearer had the temerity to turn them down in favour of his hometown club. Tells you everything you need to know about them as a fanbase tbh.

The Shola bat signal pic that someone did when we were about to play the mackems was funny tbf. And the bike banana. And the hats. He was a good meme basically. Shola A-meme-obi.

Aways are still good for singing tbf, you've got to keep yourself occupied somehow. At Craven Cottage I watched the boat racing through the gap between the stands.

Me mate told me this chant the other day to the tune of Free From Desire: Mitro's on fire He's got defences terrified Mitro's on fire

This is spot-on. I wouldn't bother with one that isn't quick at this stage.

Not a chance Riviere could play out on the wing

Jack's in his fucking element and it's glorious He doesn't rest, he just waits to pounce

Tiote I would say is first out the door. hope so Would rather sell Anita, but looks like Tiote. They look nothing alike you absolute racist.

Fucking outraged, didn't know I still had the energy. Fuck off.

And that's the key here. It's nowhere near a level playing field anyway, yet you get constant shit like this that widens the void.

Utter fucking bullshit, that. So annoying how many decisions go against us. There wasn't even a question of a penalty there.

Utter fucking bullshit, that.

The floodlights reflecting off his slapheed ain't a great look.

My main worry with him are the comments he's a MOTD player as we've had enough of those, then again I've watched full games he's played and have been impressed. We'll know by the time we get relegated I reckon.