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Nonce It's a shame Lineker didn't get it really, he came within 1 goal and IIRC Graham Taylor subbed him in his last England game and he was understandably furious. Especially as we were behind in a crucial game and needed a goal desperately. Agree 100%. Reckon an injury free Shearer pisses this record incidentally. Shearer also retired from international football at 30, would arguably have racked up the other 20 goals he needed if he didn't. But then again, think he saw the benefits overall.

Also you just know that prick Tyldesley has been practising his Rooney monologue in front of a mirror all week in case he gets 2. CUNT.

Nonce It's a shame Lineker didn't get it really, he came within 1 goal and IIRC Graham Taylor subbed him in his last England game and he was understandably furious.

I went for footballing intelligence rather than athleticism or anything else, hence why I went for Obertan here and Perez on the other one. I'm all about players who play the game how you would if you didn't drink too much, smoke too much and had anywhere near enough footballing ability. The contrast between Obertan and Perez illustrates this, regardless of physical gifts one of them always knows what to do with the ball and the other one doesn't. Even Gouffran has more awareness of this than Obertan.

Have you seen the proposed format in the other thread? I just don't think there needs to be as many "competitive" games, it's tedious as fuck and breaks up the season for games nobody gives a shite about. Maybe make the qualifying process a knockout somehow, based on seeding. It's honestly boring as sin like, not one person gives a fuck about any of the games, although the fact Euro 2016 is accommodating 24 teams is giving some countries more interest. Which is nice actually, but not really the point in terms of the convoluted qualifying process.

The Cole documentary cleared some of that up, his wife was saying it was a nightmare getting mobbed when going shopping etc. Not that I agree with the ungrateful cunt but that'll be why he's such a dick about Newcastle. Quite a quiet, private, reserved bloke after all.

Tell him to have a word with McClaren along the lines of "No man's heed should have an island".

Re the Villa goal, there's something about that type of goal where the player lets it drop over his shoulder then smashes it in that makes them the most pulsating goals to see.

Went for Perez.

Oh wow, this got moved. Must be getting used to this by now, eh Kev?

Most NWOAT NWOAT of all time.

Sell.

Nice summary on TF Faceys, I know what he means as that line pissed me off when I read it as well:

Bastards. Fuming on your behalf. I wouldn't even be good-humoured about that tbh, I'd just chuck it in the bin and plug my earphones in for the rest of the day. Someone got me a 30th birthday card with that prick on the front of it like.

After alienating loads of our best players and sending an entire city into footballing depression. Apart from that though, did canny aye.

Ana, was kidding.

Bit of a blow for all the false 9s saying Coleman was shite.

Stopped reading very quickly.

Fuck off. That's fucking ace, man.

That username will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.

Everton 1-3 Chelsea Arsenal 2-0 Stoke Crystal Palace 0-2 Man City Norwich 1-1 Bournemouth Watford 1-1 Swansea West Brom 1-2 Southampton Man Utd 1-0 Liverpool Sunderland 1-2 Spurs Leicester 2-2 Aston Villa West Ham 1-2 Newcastle

I did notice that as I was typing. Future ref.

Aye tbf I stood on my 3-year-old cousin's foot the other day and although he was initially pissed off he eventually gave me some satsuma to show all was forgiven. All true.

Semtex in implying he's proper masculine and that shocker. Aye, that's it. Nowt to do with the fact that he barely touched the man and it's a contact sport. It's a foul, but personally, I wouldn't even give a yellow. I can accept yellow given the current spineless-diving-pricks climate that we're enabling by accepting that shit like this is a red fucking card. A red card man. Embarrasing. What colour's that then?