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Plus, I can't say I saw much of Cisse before he joined us but I did watch a few of those compilation things and there's no way he's only scored spectacular goals over the course of his career. Thought we were getting an Andy Cole style fox-in-the-box when we signed him, looked every bit a great short-range finisher above all else. They didn't show him missing the target and being 4 miles offside on these videos though.

He's got 2 goals in 5 league starts since the new players came in, and should have had a couple of cup goals but for some awful officiating. I think he'll be alright and will score at least 1 in 2 for the rest of the season. Could do with another Gouffran type mind, it's daft that our "forward line" includes Jonas.

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Yes, with their massive potential attacking threats like Routledge and Nathan Dyer, it's best to play safe obviously. Especially since they move it around so well just by chance probably. Start making sense please. Such a horrifically bad poster.

Disco man, give it a fucking rest FFS.

People always say stuff like this, but Championship teams repeatedly look competent in the Premier League once promoted, most of the time after not making many signings. You see equally comical Premier League defending at times.

Not working for me on Chrome either. Sly as fuck that like.

Tbf, we've gone to Swansea twice in the last few years and got results that were richly undeserved in the first instance; and against the run of play in the second. They were in seasons when things were going well for us though (promoted and 5th), whereas this season can fuck off.

Christ.

Fucking well angry.

Definitely deserve to be a goal or 2 up here.

Fucking hell, there's nothing actually wrong with Dyer? He wants to be ashamed.

Bad challenge that like.

Tiote shows them how to get a booking.

Neil, relax mate - you're panicking and coming to all kinds of conclusions. Harry Redknapp and your dad are different people with the same birthday. It's cool.

GW28: Chelsea 4-2 West Brom Everton 2-0 Reading Man Utd 3-0 Norwich Southampton 1-1 QPR Stoke City 2-1 West Ham Sunderland 1-1 Fulham Swansea 0-2 Newcastle Wigan 2-3 Liverpool Tottenham 3-3 Arsenal Aston Villa 1-3 Man City

There was talk of Terry coming here, the headline was Terrys All Gold. For some reason I always remember this useless piece of information I'm the same with "FOX CHASE" from the Chronicle when we were after Ruel Fox.

Tbf in the immediate years prior to the Russian they were floating around 5th or 6th winning the odd cup with the likes of Di Matteo in their side. Their team full of posers got right on my tits, that celebration where they all sat down posing for the cameras made my eyes bleed. And commentators sporadically shortening the names of their players when they fancied it, "it's Franco Zola, Robbie Di Matteo, Luca Vialli". Etc... there were more. It was all so pathetic and I hated that side. That was almost my first experience of them, just before that they had the likes of Frank Sinclair and Paul Furlong and historically they've been beyond average as I understand it.

They were talking about who was better looking and you starting going on about knob size or something, I was pointing out the technicalities of the subject matter.

It absolutely boils my blood that they're seen as this massive club by pundits, fans and players these days. They're a shit club. There is zero soul there, they just bought the league a few times by spending unprecedented levels of money. NUFC have given the Premier League more over the years, the only person I respected that was connected to their club was Mourinho. I hated them before the Russian as well, team full of posers and a ground full of wankers.

Eh?

Looks are canny heavily based around aesthetics tbh.

Have always, always hated Chelsea - glad more and more people are joining me. Worst club in the country.

The Ferguson thing, fuck me. Doesn't deserve any serious discussion.

I think that last sentence is a joke tbh, I was more pissed off than anyone with last summer's inactivity but the team we've put out this season should have won loads more games than it has. The Taylor example's a decent one to present but that's one weak link that doesn't excuse countless losses/draws against some very poor teams.