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Couldn't have endeared himself to me more.

I'm a bit like that but we live right next to a main road and not far from a police station, so the sound of traffic and sirens can be a bit stressful.

He seems like a bit of a dickhead tbh, not sure why. Appears that he's hummed and harred so much, if he's not jumping at the chance to sign for a club like us in our present state then I'm not really that bothered about him.

What? Well Otter was wrong (by a day), if someone else had been wrong about something he'd talk to them like they were utter shit no doubt. Should wind his fucking neck in tbh.

Obviously.

Troll.

Skirge Ain't Got No Time For 442 Bro You Know This

Didn't quite realise how much he was sticking his neck out.

What do you mean by curtains exactly? For signing players this window. Obviously. You're so cool.

What do you mean by curtains exactly?

Tiote signed a similar time to Ben Arfa, didn't he?

Solid player for us.

So familiar with this "oh shit, there are only a few days left" feeling now. Not particularly happy about it as usual. On the other hand I expected Ba and/or Tiote to get sold. 3 more players and we've got a phenomenal squad, as it stands though we're crossing our fingers about injuries yet again.

This forum is obsessed with Liverpool.

Yeah, I'm going to play my wildcard then. Have picked my team and it looks good but will probably wait until next Friday in case of injuries, transfers, etc. Hart, Jaaskelainen Baines, Rangel, Coloccini, Vermaelen, McCartney Michu, Ben Arfa, Nasri, Allen, Fellaini Ba, Jelavic, Tevez

Jelavic is £8.5m, stop it with your mind games Yorkie.

Hmm seems a bit daft after 2 weeks but I'll consider it.

Thats what your subs are for though mate. Say you had Hazard as a first sub, you would have got all his points from this weekend because Guthrie didn't play. My subs are crap or injured, I think I'm going to make about 4 or 5 changes this week and just take the hit.

You don't get extra points for licking FF's arse, lads. Bloody sycophants. Nah in all seriousness I'm saying it's a crap rule, it (slightly) handicaps those who chose players from a game that is postponed and I don't see why that should be case.

They could have remembered I had Pogrebnyak and Guthrie in the side and gave me their points retrospectively when the rearranged game is played. Not my fault it got called off, is it?

"Sunderland v Reading has been postponed. Any players you have from these teams will score 0 in Gameweek 2 and be automatically substituted on Sunday evening if possible. Players will play twice in a future Gameweek, when the game is rescheduled." Erm excuse me, that's fucking shit.

Gameweek 3: 1. 1-1 2. 2-1 3. 2-0 4. 2-2 5 1-1 6. 3-1 7. 1-2 8. 2-0 9. 0-1

Personally disagree and don't even want Carroll back, sturridge is probably the most selfish player in the division. He can strike a ball and is fast but he's massively inconsistent and his attitude would really p*ss me off sturridge is desperate to be a first team regular and sees goals as the way to do it. at bolton he was fantastic, better than carroll was in his time here. Disagree with that.

Hate Chelsea very nearly as much as I hate Sunderland. It's just one of those personal quirks. If the Russian fucked off and they went out of business I'd book a week's holiday to celebrate, sharpish. Everything about Chelsea is horrible and has been since I was about 11. Probably before but how would I know? Honesty I just hate them so much, they're the antithesis of NUFC on a number of levels and not just in a modern sense. Fucking daft cunts.