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This. Think last year's transfer window was really, really a great one. This year it's not been bad, just not as good as last summer. Shifting Best, Lovenkrands, Smith, Guthrie off the wage bill and only bringing in one first team player and a few kids is a mediocre window at best.

Well that was an exceptionally unambitious window.

Can't stand mediocrecy.

Mackem, innit.

So they're leaving it until the last possible day on the off chance we get knocked out of Europe? Fuck me, they're even tighter than I thought in that case. Don't buy that whatsoever personally, even if someone came in tomorrow I doubt very much that forms part of the reasoning.

Bump.

No ones that daft. Kid Icarus is. What is this? What's happening here? You being daft, dafty. Im confused Dave. What have I done? Am I part of something brilliant here? Mick said nobody was daft enough to break their own stuff.

No ones that daft. Kid Icarus is.

7 million, ermahfuckinggerd.

Like fuck can I bothered to wade through threads and threads of paranoia, etc. I'm guessing it's been mentioned how convenient it is that we've went the whole summer hearing lots about slow moving incoming transfer stories and basically nothing really about about any key players leaving. A week before the deadline and suddenly the likes of Cabaye, Tiote and Coloccini might be away and it's quiet on the incoming transfer front. If the rumours of key players leaving hit fever pitch over the next day or 2 then I guess we'll all just be really relieved to get to the deadline unscathed, yeah? Oh, and we didn't sign anyone? Who gives a fuck, Tiote's still here you daft cunt. Seems very transparent.

Cafu.

No fucker interested in the useless cunt, clearly shite, get rid.

Don't really see what the problem is with that idea. Carroll's too dear, we have other targets. Of course the reality is that we're probably not going to sign anyone else at all, but I'm just saying.

I fucking love how simple Jose is. Would have him back in a shot, the daft cunt probably got conned into leaving, daft Spanish cunt.

I think it was just the stadium thing, which I'll admit I was never particularly bothered about. Ah OK, thanks for clarifying that you weren't thoroughly obnoxious about every NUFC issue then. Tbh I'm also a bit peeved but not as much as I'd have thought I'd have been. If you know what I mean. In other words I was very fucked off when we just signed Bowyer that summer, I was even very annoyed when we failed to sign a centre half in January just gone but I'm not that angry this time. Signings to push us on would be nice but as for quality cover, touch wood we seem to be just about getting away with it. It'll fall down like a house of cards at some point of course.

Didn't Otter used to run around the forum pointing and laughing at people who got narked at anything and weren't as cool and care-free as him? Or was that just the stadium-naming thing? Genuinely interested because he seems to be Ottering himself at the moment.

Carroll must be shit on this year's Football Manager or something.

He's finally seen sense.

Honestly, ban him.

Personal text updated.

More specifically, American mackems masquerading as former Liverpool-supporting Newcastle fans.

American mackems.

I can really identify tbh, because when Lee Clark signed for the mackems I hoped he did really well there because he was a Wallsend lad like me. Did I fuck.

Mike, it's 3am here. If you delete your last few posts you might just get away with this.