Interpolic

:lol: This is fucking killing me for some reason.

kingdawson makes friends wherever he goes like.

Although there's something to be said for the fact that I'm now far more bothered about keeping Enrique/Tiote/Barton than us spending £20m+ this summer, so who knows how much of it's politics / management of expectations in terms of summer spending. You can never tell with this lot. To be fair, even if he said outright that they weren't for sale we now know it's meaningless. Yeah, true. Wish the daft prick would just shut the f*** up tbh. many on here seem to want the truthtold at all times. reality is they want the truth when it's "happytruth" but want to shut it out when it's "sadtruth" "Andy Carroll is not for sale at any price" was happylie. As I say, I wish he'd just shut the fuck up.

Although there's something to be said for the fact that I'm now far more bothered about keeping Enrique/Tiote/Barton than us spending £20m+ this summer, so who knows how much of it's politics / management of expectations in terms of summer spending. You can never tell with this lot. To be fair, even if he said outright that they weren't for sale we now know it's meaningless. Yeah, true. Wish the daft prick would just shut the fuck up tbh.

I know the idea's been expressed a million times but the similarity between these 2 statements concerns me a lot: Although there's something to be said for the fact that I'm now far more bothered about keeping Enrique/Tiote/Barton than us spending £20m+ this summer, so who knows how much of it's politics / management of expectations in terms of summer spending. You can never tell with this lot. They'll probably sell all of them (but not before the little cunts whack transfer requests in), spend about 20 quid and bid £5m for Nicky Butt 10 minutes before the transfer deadline.

Pardew's a real natural at setting up / explaining away a major disappointment for the fans, was probs on his CV under 'Key Skills'.

shhhh, keefaz'll want a lift. If it meant some free guitar lessons (and a blowjob) I'd happily give him a lift.

He was attacked by the Driscoll brothers. They never touch the face but knock hell out of the body. Nice Only Fools reference.

Ndlovu Corner. Fantasy Football was such a brilliant programme. I'm pretty sure the commentator was Ray Stubbs.

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/442/leonq.jpg Uploaded with ImageShack.us Extremely lazy effort but I just remembered Lock, Stock & 2 Andy Carrolls and felt a bit sad.

It's a bit sad when we've hypothetically got decent money to spend this summer and my main concern is that we hang on to Tiote and Enrique.

Oh dear. Why the fuck does the little bastard want to win things anyway? Footballers these days, man.

Nasri's shown some composure to put that on a plate for Arshavin there.

Crazy goal.

Think of the syllables man!

Good to see I was spot on with my win/draw/lose prediction. We played some good stuff at times and it was pretty straightforward in the end. The first twenty minutes were really entertaining after which it was largely uneventful and became one of those games where nowt really happens then we lose. So yeah, I was delighted with the 3 points. I was saying prior to the match that I'm fairly happy with all areas of the team apart from the forwards, but fair play to them - they both got on the scoresheet. Let's hope that this doesn't paper over the cracks this summer though as it clearly needs freshened up up there.

It's my birthday n'all. Stifler, you got the year wrong in the thread title mate.

That's incredible.

Can see Harper adding a fourth.

Richard Keys shags a sloth, claims it was consensual.

I really dunno if it's that bad tbh. Pretty funny that his misery continues though.

It'd be shit if you found a Tiote though. Wouldn't imagine his clause would match his real value, which would mean that we would lose him for peanuts compared to what he's worth. In that instance you'd probably offer him a new contract with higher wages and a higher release clause after 3 months or whatever I'd have thought, not that the player would have to accept.

Are the values of the release clauses generally quite well known? In public, and amongst clubs?