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Is that like a snickers? He's referencing the greatest adventure movie ever made.

Brett you've got it going on.

He changes the formation/philosophy/system week to week, game to game, even multiple times within games. He simply isn't going to settle on a system, ever and we will continue to lurch from game to game being wildly inconsistent hoping his ingenius gameday management can pay off. That's just the way its always going to be, we simply don't and won't ever have a set style of play like Swansea or Arsenal or Man Utd do as long as Pardew is in charge. He manages each game individually, look at all the work we put into preparing what the opposition have to offer and setting up to counter it. That happens every week, it's all about trying to get the result on the day rather than anything long term. The system on Saturday worked in keeping it tight with two banks of four and knicking the goal later in the game, but Gouffran and Sissoko wide in a 4-4-2 is an absolute nonsense long term and will be scrapped the moment we look like a mess. Probably at home to one of the weaker sides we have after Spurs. exactly. Benny is our only 1st team player capable of giving us any width. I don't know how he can assemble a squad or have an idea about what he wants that squad to be, when he requires them to play in every style possible. It's fucked.

Pardew needs to decide what his formation/philosophy is before entertaining the sale of Benny.

The best celebration story is not from a fan but obviously when Harper gave best the peoples elbow after tiotes 4-4 equaliser, doing in his hamstring. Still proper cringe every time I see it.

There's no chance Brett is from Newcastle. Who in the north east calls their kid Brett? Not a chance. I see you.

Without Remy we'd be fucked. Thankfully he's here, but what happens when he loses form? or goes back to QPR? We're doing OK.

I read that as if you had went to school with your stepson. Nice kid.

looked well buff

I wish he would get more credit from Pardew. Post-chelsea I've read Alan lust over Cabaye but nowt about Anita.

It just proves what a really good starting 11 we have when he can't get a game.

Still going to be here next season, isn't he?

How cute was it when shola gave cisse a little word when he came off

Shots have zero height, crosses have infinite

Boring. Can't wait for 70 minutes.

We're playing well?

15 mins

If he starts I reckon Torres will get a hatty.

Be amazing

Sunderland deserved to win because they scored more goals than us. Doesn't matter that it was a wonder goal.

He's been awful. Doesn't want to be here at all. I can't really blame him, nor anyone else who wants to move on. Expecting a player to play for the fans & at least put in a shift until they get a move is unrealistic in modern football, sadly.

There's no f***ing way Kinnear has a clue how to check his email. What's email? (says Joe)

This is the revolution Brand was talking about. I hope they put the boot in.

Should be in for any of the current starters. He consistently out performs them when given the chance.

You only have to watch Space Jam to understand what has happened to this fella.