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I hate everything about crouch.

I'd rather Mike took this 35m as part payment for the club and sold it to someone for 45m to reach the 80m he reportedly wanted. I hope Graham Carr has a f***ing gem up his sleeve. Edit; aye, I'm talking shit. but I'm emotional.

Fucking rights. If Ireland isn't coming in then can we fuck sell big AC.

I'd love a player worth 40m playing for us.....WAIT A MINUTE!

hahahah jesus wept.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLkNvitdyuY

Atleast we won't be needing any new wingers now.

This is so shit.

Fuck me. I'm away out like.

Cowards

Andy Carroll playing for liverpool. Nah, just doesn't sit right for me.

We wont sell because it makes no sense at all. Are we gonna play Shola up front for the rest of the season, like?

DanWalker can fuck off.

Doing everything they can? Eh!? Just decide you won't accept any bids, you divs.

We've waited too long for someone like Carroll to come out of the Academy. We're a match made in heaven. Bunch of mugs if they sell.

Why? Nolan is a fantastic captain who keeps things ticking along but also chips in with more than his fair share of goals. Jonas, erm, can run the ball up the pitch and Falls over. Gets free kick.

Can't see ranger going out now that Carroll is looking less likely to play again this season. Unless Pardew gets another striker. Ranger to Boro would have been perfect for us and them.

I'd love to see him play regularly, like. Close to Newcastle so he can still hang out with Jonas/jose/colo. I hope it goes through and he does well.

It's as if Hulk Hogan played the lead in Karate Kid.

Who scored the 2nd?

This is on tonight, clashing with Tino doing a meet and greet at Hyem on chilli road, plus my mam and auntie are gannin' shopping! I'll be on taxi duties with me cousin. Lame!

This game man, everytime someone goes over the entire team run to the ref.

Isn't Rosicky pretty much spent now? I've never been that impressed since his return.

She looks canny. Like Andy Gray has a fucking chance.

tbh, Jose has been good, consistent and professional throughout his time here. If anybody deserves a pay rise, it's him and it'd make sense to make him our highest earner. Whey I thought 50k was our new salary cap?