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Did harper really do an elbow drop for his celebration?

SOOOO MUCH

God, I'm ready to die.

Glad I've decided not to watch haha. Yikes.

I hate how this is seemingly making our entire club fall apart. What a nightmare. I hate all the cunts at our club.

I feel sick

He got a shot on goal. More than can be said for most.

emergency loan?

Have we had a shot since simpson?

Deeks at the state of Nolan man. He's fucked.

Really willing Nile on here like.

eh is richardson starting?

What the f*** should he say? "How did you feel when you first heard of Liverpool's interest? "I didn't give a toss, I'm Newcastle through and through. Now take me back home please."

All of the english strikers we could get are dross. Got to go abroad but I'm not sure of Pardews preference regarding nationality.

Does he really want Carlton Cole?

Eh? Why the fuck would Nolan think this interview was a good idea?

Will this happen now? It'll be massive for us if it still goes ahead. It'd give me a small boost that players will still want in despite all this shite.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfGCf9uupbCK8Ba756hXsKLgHi7PlkYPUM2oftOtcLetWUmpSkDw Like with everything in football we'll never find out what really happened. More inclined to believe the player over our board. We know how dodgy that lot are.

S. Taylor when he's fit. Keep Colo-willi together.

Look at it this way; Carroll doesn't get to play for his home club ever again. A great club in an even greater city. I'd find that devastating. Too bad for you Mr. Carroll, too bad for you.

Think I'll just fuck this off altogether.

Nile Ranger - Arise. Coming soon to a YouTube near you.

Can't believe this actually happened. Surreal. If I didn't laugh I'd cry.

I hope this summer brings the sale of the club. I don't care who was at fault for the Carroll transfer, he needs to go soon like. He's makes supporting the club a chore.

I can see him playing in Liverpool's next game. What injury?