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They should have used that clean Nike template. Would have been infinitely better.

If he started his career in 2006, with a birth date of 1988 that would have made him 18. Starting his career in 2006 with a birth date of 1995 would have made him 11. No one who is 11 looks 18. He's clearly 26.

I'd take someone uninspiring who might actually be pretty good than someone who is exciting but ends up being s****. Sanchez Flores isn't any better than McClaren at all, anyone suggesting otherwise clearly just going by name and nationality. If McClaren was a French coach with an identical record there'd be far more support for him on here. If a French coach just finished 8th in the championship and got sacked, he would be booted back to France Didn't some on here want that Gourvennec? His side finished 10th didn't they. with a team that was expected to flirt with relegation Exactly, league position and league is irrelevant in isolation. The man got the sack because Derbys objective was to reach the playoffs,he failed! If they thought much of him they would of at least tried to keep him and if he did go to Newcastle would of got some compensation How is he even in the running to manage a premier league club u can gloss it up how u like he isn't good enough!! Who said he was good enough? It was the France bullshit that I have an issue with. Ultimately people would pick a mid-table french manager over someone who has actually won things. Because people are smart enough to look beyond a managers record? We know what we're getting with McClaren and it's uninspiring, he isn't going to have us competing at the top end of the table and he isn't going to have us playing good football. I'm not saying I want Gourvennec as I know f*** all about him but I can see why people would prefer him to this boring w*****. Personally couldn't care less if he's boring. I can't see why someone would want a mid table french manager over someone who's done something in his career. "Yeah but he's boring and derby". Doesn't cut it. I wouldn't have gone for McClaren but he's the best manager we have hired since Bobby (Keegan aside). You don't understand why people would choose the chance of good football over boring football?

They're all shit appointments tbh. That's the issue.

Wonder if Carver will stand by his promise to not stay on unless as manager?

Every other fucker wants to wait till the summer too.

Really want Garde tbh. Nice lad.

Clean shirt.

What has Janmaat said? I don't doubt it like. He has his head screwed on.

You two probably have the same source. Pair of eggs.

Fuck this club, like.

Weasel of a cunt.

Love him to bits.

Nevermind, just read that in the journal.

Where are these rumours of Carr having input coming from?

Have there been no rumours of contact yet between the club and potential coaches? Seems to be rather quiet?

Footballing equivalent of the Flying V.

No one wants him here as a coach let alone head coach. I thought he was the connection between the people and the club. He's delusional and needs to fuck off.

Is he the billy beane of football?

Dem arms. Fuck.

I'm not questioning him, why should I? I've seen him play. Why should you? Cause his career is seemingly going/gone to s*** despite him being this 'incredible' player. Apparently. We've actually seen how good he is with the ball ffs. Why are people so keen to dispel what they've actually witnessed in favour of arbitrary s**** like "Bruce dropped him for Burnley." Why isnt he the first name on the team sheet then? For Hull? I don't know. Am I meant to assume that because Steve Bruce (STEVE BRUCE) doesn't consider him the first name on his team sheet that everything I've actually seen him do in a Newcastle shirt was actually just a figment of my imagination? No, you're meant to wonder why after "everything you've actually seen him do in a Newcastle shirt", he cant get in.. any team as a regular starter by the looks of it. You're obviously quick to discredit Steve Bruce, and likewise Pardew I assume in being a s*** manager. As I said before, this s*** manager had Ben Arfa as a regular starter in his team at one point. Saying "OMG CUZ ITZ STEV BROSE!" doesnt stick with me. If he' that good, he'd be playing regularly - as he was here at one point. You seem to be questioning his footballing ability. He's obscenely talented at football. That's not really up for debate. If he can't get into Hull's squad - it won't be because of his play.

have we shot yet?

canny shit game to get up at 2am for.

I'm not even sure how much satisfaction I'd get from winning a cup. It'd be good for a day or so. What then? Back to the awful set up and shit management.