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Fucking hell, they have a whole SSN studio up here.

No, there was quite a big deal being made last night about Levy was pulling out, wasn't going to pay over the odds, blah blah blah........... The truth is closer to the transfer window strategy falling apart at the seams, Fabiano, Suarez, Huntelaar, Forlan and Rossi have all been put forward as striking options and Parker, Young, Muntari, Lassana Diarra as assorted MF choices. The strain is getting to Redknapp....................... http://www.footballtransfertavern.com/2010/08/premiership/redknapp-tells-sky-presenter-to-f-off-as-pressure-mounts-video? Would love to see him go down for the apparent tax fraud hes facing. It's not going to happen. Have you noticed how long it's been since it was last mentioned?, it's been lost in a pile of paperwork somewhere never to be seen again.

He's just a cunt, and hopefully thats proof of him losing it, like Keegan did with "I'd love it if we beat them, love it."

I can just imagine it now, Wolfswinkle and Keane arrive at the training ground at the same time. Derek: "Ok lads, we can only afford one of you so what I want you to do is go to the gate and when I blow my whistle I want you to run through them cones, skip 77 challenges by Barton, skip through those set of tires, get the ball, run with it and get it into that net that has both Harper and Krul in it. The first one to do that gets to sign for us." Keane: "I only want a few lucky charms." Wolfswinkle: "I only want a few boxes of dog biscuits a week. "

He could be on his way to any club to be honest, or he could be injured. If it's truen then how come we can pay a fee of 6m Euro's for him but we won't pay the same fee to sign Ben Arfa outright this season?

Fishmongers?

I would say Smith is more likely to be dropped, however Tiote could still be the one to replace him.

Jenas is rumoured to be going to Stoke. I guess Inter Milan or Real Madrid wern't really good for him.

bet he deliberatly meant it to do that aswell. Yes.

I've just seen a goal he scored direct from a freekick on youtube. It goes in, hits the back of the net and starts to come back out then hits the inside of the post and goes back in.

Is Ricky van Wolfswinkel any good?

Didn't it get moved forward one more day and not back a few hours?

Same time as the transfer window for Premiership clubs.

I hope Milner takes them apart today and scores a hatrick, Sunderland getting beat and Milner getting points for my fantasy football team.

Not too sure if I should get Ben Arfa 37 or Carrol 9 if/when I get the home shirt. I really don't want to pay for 2 shirts so getting an away one aswell isn't an option, infact I'm going to see if I can add it to my xmas list.

I wouldn't say so just yet. Wigan, West Ham, Blackburn, and even Stoke haven't done anything that impresses me yet in the transfer window. All of them if they don't get their act together could be in for a very tough season. Hopefully us making a decent start gives us a cutting edge above them all. I also think that you could add Bolton to that list, again they haven't done anything special and as the season goes on I think it will start to tell.

Darren Bent was seen in Newcastle last night.

Nolan won't be dropped as he's captain, I just can't see Hughton dropping him. It's amazing really, for the last few years we have had virtually no one for central midfield, now we have, Ben Arfa, Gosling, Guthrie, Nolan, Barton, Smith, and maybe even Perch all fighting for 2/3 positions when they are all fit. Not only that but so far this season Nolan, Smith, and Barton have all looked decent.

Have mate. Have. You even got it right at one point. Damn it, I got my second one right though.

That Henry is a dirty fucker, if Barton had of done those challenges he would have been given a red card for each of them. We should have taken more of our chances though.

Nolan and Carrol kissing.

I can imagine it now when the new edition of FM comes out. Everyone on here will have Ben Arfa involved in the first 25 Premiership games to ensure they have him for the next season.

Didn't Sheprard once say? "Geordies forgive but they never forget." Maybe in future this should be the case.

So far we have done very well. Assuming no one leaves then I would only really want a forward to complete things off. Keane on loan would be great. I'd also like to think Taylor would sign a contract soon, and did Carrol ever sign his?

Get in! Now we have to hope he does well enough for us to win games because of him but not well enough for other teams to turn his head at the end of the season.