Stifler

Fuck off, Liverpool are winning, with 2 away goals, meaning the other team now have to score 3 times.

So compared to when we last went up, how many points do we now have? Edit: We are 1 point behind.

NEVER!

Transfer request in the morning. His agent is already preparing the statement. "Shay never, never ever has felt so bad done to him during a game since the 5-1 defeat to Newcastle United Football Club in December 2008. He wants to make it absolutely clear that he no longer wants to play for this club and wants to join a new club to bring his career to the next step, where he has a realistic chance of winning a trophy." "Following Man City's recent defeat in the FA Cup Newcastle United would like to make 100% clear that they have no intentions of taking Shay Given on loan so that he can win the Coca Cola Championship trophy, we must stress the following to Mr Given, haha haha, your not laughing now are you cunt?"

Reading beat WBA.

Where the fuck?, where the fuck?, where the fuck are your trophies now?, where the fuck are your trophies now?

Get the fuck in Stoke, 2-1 up. Shay's going to win fuck all, fuck all, fuck all.

Reading 3-2 up.

Is Ian Dowie and Max Branning from Eastenders the same person?

He's still shit.

As a former average goalkeeper I am insulted he didn't save that.

Good goal.

Yes, also all them eggs that will be dleiverd to his door will allow for very large omlets.

I predict 1-3 Chelsea Is it worth watching though, or can I watch Sweet home Alabama?

I know, I just like to see it whens people's jokes fail, it's funnier then the jokes themselves.

But we're not at home so we're not allowed to wear the home kit, dur. But theirs no colour clash, the home and away shirt situation only come into play when theirs a colour clash.

I just don't see the colour clash between Black&White stripes and Yellow, hence the reason why we have a yellow away shirt. The only time it could clash is during the night when the flood lights come on and Yellow and White can appear to look similar in the floodlights, but that won't be a problem for a 3pm kickoff.

I don't see why the home kit won't be worn.

9 points deducted this season, however if they get relegated by more then 9 points then it maybe passed on next season, if they survive by less then 9 points or are relegated by less then 9 points then the deductions will stand for this season. I'm not sure if they will recieve points deductions for every season they are in admin or not, so it is possible that next season they could be deducted 9 points, with atleast another 15 points deducted for not having a CVA, which would be a total of a minimum of 24 points deducted next season. Now I wil try to explain that more simply. * 9 points will be deducted this season, however if Portsmouth go down by more then 9 points or survive by more then 9 points then they will be deducted next season instead. * Portsmouth for every season they are in adminstration or come out of adminstration but a CVA is NOT granted to them will be deducted atleast another 15 points, this is why Leeds were deducted another 15 points, because they did come out of adminstration but the courts never granted them a CVA. So in theory it is possible for Portsmouth to be deducted another 24 points or more next season.

Good as that will mean it will be on at at my mates Justin's TV. Yeah, I think I know him aswell

They don't have 4 games on the trot. And having looked at their fixture list earlier, i'd be amazed if they get another 10 points this season. I'm pretty sure they have 4 games on the trot left this season. They are having to look over their shoulder, and I believe that they are capable of getting 10 more points if they get their act together, but they are also capable of not getting them aswell if they continue to play as they are. The big question is though, are the Likes of Burnely, Hull, Wigan, Bolton, and Wolves all capable of getting more points then them?, I fear not.

If I get a job and don't have to work on awkward days then I will consider getting a season ticket again (I had to give my other one up at the end of the season before we went down). As it stands the job market is pretty shit at the moment and theirs not much good out look at the moment so the chances are slim, I may have to consider getting a half season ticket or one the year after.

He really did.

Nice, but the back needs to be Black.

The first one is nice, but needs to be more Black then White, and I don't like the flick on the shoulder, it needs to be a solid colour from then on. The second is pretty much spot on, but something needs to be done on the black patch, maybe have the stripes the other way around.