Stifler

Don't know, kind pissed off because he's practically a Geordie but never did play for us and was the greatest player of his time. Wasn't he a Newcastle fan in his youth?

The Semi's should be played around at the larger grounds in England that are not inside London. That means we would host quite a few games as it stands.

Ok, just spoke to a lad who works inside the club (separate information from my original source) and their is a couple of possible names for the bar, these names are a tribute to more than just one player. Fans will like whichever of the possible names it will become.

Fixtures!!!!!!!

Strikers and forwards usually peak between 26-28.

If he was younger I would, but not at his age, thats the only knock on the deal I can make, for his age it's too much.

Both Whitley Bay and North Shields won today (North Shields winning 9-1) to keep alive both their respective promotion bids.

Sheff United awaiting confirmation now?

Guaranteed Torres will score his first Chelsea goal against us.

They have 35 points though. A draw and a win will most likely keep them safe. The point is though that it is quite possible that from their remaining fixtures they could get nothing at all.

Peter File is the worst name ever.

I've just looked at Blackburn's remaining fixtures, haha fucking hell, only 2 games I can honestly see them getting anything out of and even they will be tough games.

the experience of passing the ball to brain deads will stand him in good stead Nah, I managed to score sometimes.

Haha, what the fuck happened there?

It's nice to see Jack Colback get a start, I went to school with him and despite playing for Sunderland he is a Mag. Good to see him making it, he was always a canny lad and when I was on the same team as me he used to try and set me up as much as possible.

It's fucking shameful how in the space of a week Aston Villa have went from being right in the middle of a relegation battle, to being virtually safe.

Was that not offside?

Is that Grey hairs Robbie Keane has?

This was on his facebook page (if it is him). http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=152711568105931&set=a.152711431439278.27334.144220628955025&type=1&ref=nf

Blackpool's defending is shocking, we have to beat them when we play them.

Back to the Boro eventually.

According to Phil Thompson Owen returning was a done deal, Barry arriving was a done deal. He's just a muppet who likes to think he's ITK when in fact he's no more in ITK then I am regarding us.

"Was nearly in tears" "Running around my street screaming my head off, laughing at all the scum fans who live near me" "In the ground singing wise me say. With tears in my eyes. I'll never forget that" Fucking hell, I cheered when they have went down but I never celebrated or fucking cried of joy because they did.

NUFC have apparently agreed to sell Wembley tickets on behalf of Whitley Bay. Tickets elsewhere are on sale now, £25 adult, £16 for <16's.

How many pies do you think they'd have to sell to run a football club? One free ticket given to Nolan, done.