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Trust fucking Arsenal not to beat Blackburn.

Whitley Bay are going to Wembley for the 3rd year in a row.

Thats a massive blow for Wolves, not just for this game but for the rest of their season.

I've got a better idea, don't give the fucking thing to Qatar.

Or a football shirt you buy from Sports Direct for £2.49.

We would be incredibly unlucky to go down on 42. Has it ever happened? Once, West Ham. I think 7 points will be enough which will take us to 43 points.

Four more years!? If he wins the election, which he will. Obviously can't bear the thought of World Cups in Russia and Qatar. They can't go back on their decision though, can they?

Rangers win the Scottish League Cup.

Wasn't last man, Bramble was covering. Although I'm not exactly sure what constitutes a goalscoring opportunity. Anyone fouling Messi 30 yards from goal should be sent off. I never said he was the last man, but had the challenge not have been made he would have been in the box with quite possibly a one on one, from the angle he was at and the position of the goal keeper I would have backed him to score.

That was hard to call, the first foot took him from behind outside the box, however the foot that took him down was inside the box, either way it should have been a red card, he was taking away a goal scoring opportunity.

I couldn't care less about who is the better team, so long as we fucking win, a 1-0 scrappy win via a penalty will do me, just for the love of fucking god win Newcastle.

I would say we need another 7 points still. We still have must win games against Wolves, Blackpool, Birmingham, and WBA. All of those I have been saying are our key games for the remainder of the season and I stand by that. Games like Villa, Stoke, Everton are games we should look to get something from but not be too surprised if we came away with nothing. Man Utd, Liverpool, and Chelsea are games we have to look at and expect to get nothing from and if we get something from them then all the better, all 3 teams have been dropping points lately so it's quite possible. Wolves, Blackpool, Birmingham, and WBA offer a great chance to get 12 points from, we really need to get at least 7 points there. Will we be safe?, on paper I think we are more than capable of getting enough points from our remaining games to stay up, now lets go and get those points.

Fucking hell, no intent to get the ball there.

Er, you seem to be conveniently forgetting that Carroll wouldn't have been available anyway this season on account of that career threatening injury he's got. Hasn't Carroll played in Liverpool's ast 3 or 3 games?

This is going to be one of those games where Spurs are all over West Ham but West Ham will somehow manage to win the game.

So close from Lennon there.

We still have Ameobi and Nolan.

Cole showing why we shouldn't buy him.

I reckon Inter will get Barcelona.

Considering the reports say that he isn't prepared to make a bid until we are mathematically safe, I would have though that it would have been obvious that they haven't received any approach yet.

We aren't even on grass though, it more of a brown turgid mud puddle.

Apparently the only reason why Graham Carr told NUFC to buy Ben Arfa and Tiote is because Alan Carr said they both had something special in their front pocket that they could whip out.

If he really was a fan and his interest is real then I would have to think about it. Had it have been anyone with millions/billions then I would be against it, but does he have the clubs best interest at heart? Can he build the club in order for it to challenge/succeed the right way?, can it at the same time work well with his other business's and be profitable? Will our profile in Asia soar? Will he back the manager and let him get on the job an not take the limelight? If the answer is yes to all of these then I see no reason for concern, but we don't know these things for sure, and also their is also the small question regarding reports of his interest.

Is this going to be a thread where Ashley tells him the club is not for sale but he comes here in anyway with pictures of him at Newcastle airport wearing oversized headphones?

He's always said he wants to come back. The papers have fuck all to talk about.