Stifler

Can’t find it on the iPlayer app. Honestly man, the BBC should just fucking declare since they have given up trying to offer you anything more than Eastenders and Songs of Praise.

Age, I wish I had the money to buy it. Money I can spend on a football shirt is being saved for our Adidas stuff.

The 777 takeover of Everton has been approved.

Sports Direct Evans HOF Game Flannels Sofa.com USC Studio Jack Wills AO (Small share holder) Currys (Small share holder)

In all fairness, I don’t think they expected such a large following from our team. Ordinarily a generic 10k capacity stadium would have been decent for a women’s game consisting of teams from the 3rd division.

Drive her down mate, enjoy it. My mam and my stepdad can’t do it anymore, and my dad has no interest in football.

How? The club and Adidas are free to supply who they like? Adidas had a similar run in with Sports Direct some years back because they thought selling shirts through them gave them a bad look.

Why weren’t they up in arms when Spurs had an iridescent logo? I mean they literally had a rainbow coloured cock.

There is a common belief that you are paying for nothing. Despite what people think, you don’t gain ownership of anything, you just get your name put in an electronic ledger. It’s very similar to the name a star schemes you get. You don’t actually get to name a star.

Aye, but I mean I’m not interested in that stuff myself.

Nah, not fucking interested.

We actually have an automated system which the Premier League voted against using, just use that one. No need to change rules, no need for VAR to adjust it for incase a red top is playing.

A regulator means fuck all.

Aye, it’s massively deceiving. It all depends on what you class as staying at SJP is, does it include a total rebuild? How many people would still be willing to stay if it meant their season ticket went up £500-£1,000. We have already seen people be moved on because their season ticket went up to £7k, and you had to buy 2. I’d be up for a stadium move either on the same site (rebuild), on Leazes, or the Arena site. I’m not up for a new stadium at Silverlink.

All it does is change the measurement from one side of the attacker to the other side. It will only be a positive change for team with pacey players who can play more attacking football, you know which teams I’m on about. Yay for change!

Aye, he actually tries to get as many women’s and even academy games as he can.

That’s fair, but we are some years away from having 6/7 prospects for each position. I’d be willing to sell the likes of Almirón, and Murphy to fund a new RW, and use Minteh as backup, rather than just selling 1, and keeping one of them as back up. It’s the same with Wilson, I’d be very happy to sell him for £15m-£20m if we can, and buy someone like Jonathan David with those proceeds and 5 years worth of amortisation. This is what we’ll need to do, same with our LB options, rather cash in on the likes of Targett, Lewis, and possibly Burn to bring in 1 LB and have Hall as back up. Or if we keep Burn, can we cash in on Lascelles and Schar to bring in a better CB? These are things we’ll need to do.

His farewell tour is going on longer than Eminem’s.

Could also be down to how they are doping their players by claiming that they are Asthmatic.

If we won, I honestly think we would win the cup now that Liverpool are out.

Straight red?

Haha, fuck off Liverpool, go and fuck yourselves you horrible horrible club.

Aye but Salah will miss.

Don’t think of it like that, think of it as Man City are winning it if Liverpool go out.

Spurs essentially got where they are by buying the likes of Bale and selling him on, as well as brining through Kane and keeping him, unlike us with Carroll. They saw what was ahead and got their new stadium that means they income outside of match day. The thing is though, if we sign similar deals to them, both in terms of buying and selling players, as well as commercial deals, people would say that we were rigging it. No way should Spurs have got some of the deals they have got.