Stifler

Getting away from the guy with indecent images, I don’t get how you can be jailed due to a private prosecution, surely at that point it becomes a civil case?

My point is they might start allowing pre-orders, with a delivery date later this month.

It depends. They could offer them for sale, to be released later on in the month, once the sponsors have been applied.

No idea, there has been various rumours about it’s release date, some saying early June, which this week, and others saying mid-late June.

Do they not drop to pot 2 because they are a top league champion?

Palace and Brighton hate each other. Is he still admired by Brighton fans, and if so does he respect that enough? If this was Steve Bruce, the only thing holding him up would be how long the laws of physics determine it takes for ink to combine with the paper.

I don’t think any of them would get in our 1st team.

So today alone we have been linked with Tierney, Szoboszlai, Ugarte, and Min-Jae. Hopefully we actually do our business early.

I saw it when I was outside and the sun was hitting my phone, so it looked black & white.

I feel sick. Why are they doing black & white over the last few years man?

I for one would have loved to have finished with a better goal difference of 7 or so more than Liverpool this season, but missed out on Champions League football because the referee fucked us in one of their games against us in the event that we finished level on points with them.

No it doesn’t. What happens if more than 1 team are level on points and the results are all mixed?

You have to remember that Kane is almost certain to leave, Son you would think won’t be too far behind him. There are now question marks over if Kulusevski will join, and Moura who has been a big part of their recent ‘success’ has had a poor season and will be leaving. In saying this, Brighton could also spend the summer selling their best players.

Is that clause not just limited to Spurs only though?

I actually got a few alright here.

You are allowed losses over 3 years though and add on the fact that this season we will get new sponsors. The shirt sponsor alone is said to be worth £19m more than previously, but you would think that the sleeve sponsorship would go up a little, as well as other sponsorship. We could also gain a training kit sponsorship separately.

Don’t know why, but I think Mac Allister will flop at Liverpool.

One of the Leeds players was on the 8pm train with his dog last night.

So we need 6 teams ranked lower than us to have upsets in the qualification round in order to make it into pot 3?

I actually think the top 10 is going to be very strong. You have the usual suspects, us, Villa, Brighton, and Brentford all doing it right. Ok for us, Brighton, and Villa you would think it depends on how we handle Europe. If West Ham win the Europa Conference you think they might have some sort of clear out and mini-reset which could make them more competitive, especially after they cash in on Rice. Everyone else you think will be weak as fuck though.

Do they? The only player they have really had was Zaha who was a Palace fan growing up and got hind fingers burnt with a move to Man Utd.

Our relegations had fuck all to do with our takeover, in fact had we stayed down, there is no chance PIF would have bought us. If we had been sold, it would have been to one of those chancers like BZG of Mauriss who were sniffing around Ashley, had they managed to get it over the line, neither did for Sheffield United, or Derby.

Player of the Season: Bruno Most Improved Player of the Season: Longstaff Most Disappointing Player: Dubravka (for the Man Utd things and Cup final scenario) Signing of the Season: Botman Goal of the Season: Miggy away at Fulham Assist of the season: Isak vs Everton Game of the Season: Tie between Leicester quarter-final, and the Spurs 6-1 Moment of the Season: Tie between the 2nd leg semi-final final whistle, and the Leicester at home final whistle for Champions League football. Manager rating out of 10: 10 Season rating out of 10: 9.5 (Cup final loss)

All of them hopefully. Shame they never got a points deduction.

Which of Luton, Sheffield United, and Bournemouth are going to finish above them?