Stifler

Put your flag up, your flag down, up, down, up, down, give it to VAR, and turn around Woooahh offsidesies, woooaahh offsidesies!

I forgot to mention it. Results last night meant that Harrogate are safe in League Two, which relegates Hartlepool. In League One, both Plymouth and Ipswich now need a win each, out of 2 games, and they are promoted.

No, 7th does. However West Ham could gain a spot if they win the Europa Conference, that is an additional spot to the 7 England already has. I think someone did some working out, and once the new rules hit, it is possible to have up to 9 teams in Europe.

He didn’t even bother to do that, he just presented the shit and half arsed said it was chocolate ice cream.

Absolutely no chance we get Davies, not one chance. He has been linked to Man City, but I doubt he’s up for sale. It would be a bigger statement signing than Trippier if we did get him.

These will be trying to kick the fucking shit out of us. It will be tough, but hopefully our technical ability see’s us through.

Stellini gone.

I think the playoff final date has been changed because of this. I went to a meet up with the lads from uni on the bank holiday, and one of a mackem. He was saying that the play off final for the Championship was pencilled in for the Sunday, which is the same day as we play Chelsea away (last day of the season). Today it has been confirmed that it’s going to be on the Saturday instead. Presumably to avoid the possibility of our fans, Boro, and Sunderland fans all going down on the same trains.

None, but you get more money from the Premier League.

Aye, them crying all the way to their £1,200 per month London 1 room studio flat would be ideal.

I hope they get spanked in the final, and when I say spanked, I mean like Spurs did in the 1st 20 minutes today.

We say this, but come Saturday at 3pm we have to do just that.

I guess if you’re a fan of a club it’s good to watch the reactions to good results back, and for the other team good to see your reactions, but watching people watch the match over watching the match yourself? At that point you have just eaten yourself.

Man Utd will win this on penalties, and we’ll be hoping that both teams are knackered enough to fall away through the week in order to make it seem like it wasn’t a pointless exercise.

Why do they have so many people doing watchalongs? Do other clubs have so many people doing it? Do we?

It looks disgusting however it’s displayed.

A reminder to the players save half your salary for when you retire, otherwise you’ll have to move into coaching and become exactly like him.

Fake Bruno being selfish and preventing Man Utd from scoring by taking the ball, instead of leaving it for the player coming into it.

‘It’s 5, tell me it’s not 5, tell me that’s a replay’ ?

No. We will be in the bottom pot because we haven’t been in Europe for over 10 years. I guess the only way we move up to pot 3 is if there is more teams who qualify for the Champions League pot 4 who haven’t been in Europe for the last 10 seasons than there is places.

If you’re not giving the foul, then surely you have to give the yellow for dissent?

It depends. From the top leagues all the teams you’d want to avoid would presumably be in pot 1 in anyway. Pot 2 would be difficult but winnable.

Perfect opportunity to show that performance and result to the Premier League, with our new sponsors offering £30m a year to be honest.

Don’t need to imagine, pretty sure Bruce had similar results and examples can be provided.