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Caicedo of all people complaining to the referee, bloke could have had about 5 yellow cards alone.

Cole Palmer man, all those millions he must have in the bank and he still has a hair cut that looks like his mum has got out an old mixing bowl and a pair of clippers.

Deserved, off you fuck Jackson.

I'd quite like for us to have a season in the Conference/Europa League. I think some of the charm of European competitions is playing the smaller clubs or clubs from smaller nations. Long term, yes I want to see us competing in the Champions League season after season and I still want to finish as high up the league as possible this year but one year in the smaller competitions could be great fun I think.

Trophy wins every time, nothing beats that feeling... still seems surreal I know what 'that feeling' is

I mean it can't be any worse a launch than this, can it? At least if we use the word 'legacy' and 'tradition it will actually mean something . Still, maybe they're onto something, hope our designers somehow incorporate a reference to Swan House or even Blue House roundabout.

I feel like the massive problem we'll have next season if we 'only' qualify for the Europa or Conference league is we're still playing catch up from the massive underinvestment under Ashley. All the other clubs around us (Apart from Forest, can't say I know too much about their academy) had money pumped into their academy and youth players over the past decade/decade and a half, while we were stripped to the bare minimum. All the clubs around us are able to find the odd player or two from the academy to make the step up to play smaller European ties, where we have fuck all beyond our starting 11.

Honestly I thought he was much better today than recently. Dive was awful, obviously, but I think he was better than Bruno today.

Hayles hattrick, 0-5.

Now 3 goals up, should of focused more on this instead of the disappointment that has been the men's team.

0-1, Great ball by Stokes and quality header by Hayles

Both teams have a genuine right to be furious. VAR took an absolute age to clear the non-red cards too... don't even know why they paused the game for Murphy's one.

Ludicrous decision, how has VAR not overturned that.

I usually hate the full time music, but fair play this time

This isn't like Leicester, I don't think Crystal Palace have been shite, they've just been completely outdone.

Literally just shouted "Oh fuck off!" at my TV when Pardew's stupid face appeared on Sky

A player on loan from his parent club coming on to face them.... Who is going to be first to mention Lua Lua?

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/training-ground-extension-plans-submitted Think the most interesting part is this "as work to identify a new site for a future training facility continues."

MOTD coverage seemingly trying their best to refer to Man U as 'United' as possible in a game where the only club that ever looked United was us.

nearly quarter of a century older than me and Ginola still looks better than I ever have, suave as fuck.

Even by Wor Flag's usual high standards, that looks special.

5-0 now, Great ball in by Andrews.

3-0, Lumsden, couple of great goals

2-0, Deserved.

winning 1-0, Hayles.