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Have they? When they first came up there was plenty of concern about the amount of players they were bringing in but since that first summer I haven't heard many criticise it since. But yes, they've managed some great cheap transfers.

Was brilliant today, 9 out of 10 times that would be a MOTM performance. However, Hall was ridiculously good today.

Ah man, I've genuinely thought for the past couple of years that that's her in all our pics, even when he's injured. Shame.

Love that Mrs. Joelinton is in it every time

Our fullbacks are doing insanely well today. Brilliant the pair of them.

Howay man Nick, don't do that to me man.

That's brilliant from Krafu.

That's a nasty tackle from Gordon, no need.

I'd be seething if we conceded a goal with defending like that . Lets get a third and wrap this up before half time.

Sandro, is that you?

That might just be the worst thing he's ever done in a Newcastle shirt, just pass it to Jo man.

Great start to the half lads.

Was there a reason for the early kick off? Assumed it was 2pm like all our other games so far so ended up missing it completely.

Who knew changing to 4-4-2 would be so successful, absolutely dominant.

Loving the zoom in on the pigeons

Shite from Stokes but brilliant counter until then.

Dodgy keeping and looked like a pen to me

Smashed it into the net, feels like we've definitely taken control..

Settling down a bit now but we seem to be struggling with the mackem's strength and pressing.

Turns out to be half decent and I think we all know where he'll end up then. Torn between wishing we did the multi-club set up & thinking its disgraceful that a few companies can attempt to monopolise football.

Can't wait to see our new signing, fans of his previous clubs speak so highly of him...

Callum Wilson.

It's like watching a really, really shit version of Man City. 85% of the ball, mostly doing very little with it.

It's getting worse, now when I click on today's game, it's trying to get me to watch the full replay of yesterday's game. I'd rather have Steve Bruce remove my eyes using his kebab covered fingers than sit through that again.

Tried on the Website 'It looks like this page doesn't exist' Tried on the app, telling me how to watch the pre-season games. About as functional as the men's performance yesterday then