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Bruno been taking lessons from Longstaff on how to fall over?

Brilliant from Gordon.

Can't remember the last time I've seen our two full backs have such a difficult game, fair play to Bournemouth they're looking really good.

Outplayed for the first 5 minutes, need to wake up.

Genuinely took me a good 5 seconds to realise OF stood for Old Firm and I hadn't missed news about a misguided Only Fans initiative. I thought that sounded like an inappropriate direction for the game.

We've been absolutely atrocious since the third goal

He was completely alone in the box, so much space I had assumed he was offside

Top of the league

Tonali has been absolute shite since coming on, nice of him to save up all his mistakes until we're comfortable

Sanusi got the wrong boots on? Fallen over about 3 times

Should have had an assist 30 seconds earlier, smashes it in the net himself.

Even on a free, we overpaid for Kelly

It would be the Newcastle United thing in the world to smash Arsenal, Man U & Spurs away and then fail to beat a League 2 side at home.

Is there a striker in the world playing better than him at the moment?

5-5-0 formation

The game that never ends

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c3vr0rl32d3o Schar & Joelinton both in Troy Deeney's team of the week. I thought Joe was the least impactful of our midfield three to be honest.

Schar still clearly pissed off about that yellow.

Gordon and Isak both ran out of steam. If only we had a £40m winger on the bench...

Their sub has changed them massively, actual presence in the middle now.

Isak loved a finger wag

How do you give the best striker in the league at the minute that much space so close to goal

He was brought in as a young back up with potential for what is, by premier league standards, peanuts. Hardly surprising we haven't seen much of him. He only cost a couple more million than Alfie Harrison and you don't see people complaining about that transfer.

Better, Bruno noticeably more further forward than usual with Tonali sitting. A lot less being on each other's toes than previously.

I don't want to be too hyperbolic, but keep this up and his name could be up there with the great left backs of history. He could easily be listed alongside the likes of Maldini, Cole, Dummett, Roberto Carlos, Lahm.