"The architect insists that the building's swollen flaps, which part along the roof to frame a central ovoid opening, were inspired by the sails of local dhow sailing boats, but others have ridiculed their labial similarities.
The Daily Show ran images of the stadium sprouting a forest of pubic hair, describing Hadid as "the Georgia O'Keeffe of things you can walk inside" and sent its sports correspondent to find the clitoral "press box" in vain.
As the feminist website Jezebel put it: "Any discerning human will be quick to recognise that the building looks exactly like an enormous vagina."
You can't not laugh at that