maybe_next_year

Wew

Jack Cork to Man U for 96million.

Love it

the list of players Pardew has decided aren't good enough in the premier league is ridiculous. Tevez, Mascherano, Hatem, Mapou. that would be one hell of a spine to a team, but nah, he's right, Mullins, Harewood, Taylor and Gosling are much better than them four.

Bendtner? We really going to sign an ex-mackem who vandalised cars in Newcastle?

Tiote and Krul confirmed already from us. have France confirmed their final 23?

lots of words like Don't/stop/be careful. no surprise. think the last bit "don't try and win it" pretty sums up his entire game plan

It could be like the half black/half white strip that they sold that never actually got used apart from that one friendly.

UKIP, Piers Morgan and Joey Barton, most hated Question Time panel since Nick Griffin ?

No offence, but this seams like the wrong place to post that no? Just because they ignore their fans part in Heysel doesn't mean there should be a comparison drawn between ignorance over their own actions and their quest for 'justice' over the actions of the police etc. at Hillsborough.

Ah well, still, only the one pun seems a low amount

over half an hour since Sewelly posted this and nobody has made a pun about his name yet? unusual level of restraint on the shit-pun front here.

Guess who his only league goal for West Brom was against

That graphic is wrong isn't it? Says he's scored one against Reading, wernt they the opposition when he scored his one and only hatrick?

That's our transfer budget spent then

Just realised I'll be travelling through Southern Africa during this and only get back in England in time to see the semi-final at home, so probably around the same time the England team will be back too

That's absolutely depressing I don't know how many times Newcastle have been in the European Cup/Champs League, but they've probably won it more times than we've participated in it right? Nottingham Forest have won as many European Cups as what we've competed in as a club. Maybe we're not as big as we think we are? Still the only club ever to have lost their first 3 games in the group stage and still progress

Simone

deserves his goal, he has been phenomenal since coming on.

after all those chances he missed

Bale again

should of done better Bale.