maybe_next_year

Dodgy keeping and looked like a pen to me

Smashed it into the net, feels like we've definitely taken control..

Settling down a bit now but we seem to be struggling with the mackem's strength and pressing.

Turns out to be half decent and I think we all know where he'll end up then. Torn between wishing we did the multi-club set up & thinking its disgraceful that a few companies can attempt to monopolise football.

Can't wait to see our new signing, fans of his previous clubs speak so highly of him...

Callum Wilson.

It's like watching a really, really shit version of Man City. 85% of the ball, mostly doing very little with it.

It's getting worse, now when I click on today's game, it's trying to get me to watch the full replay of yesterday's game. I'd rather have Steve Bruce remove my eyes using his kebab covered fingers than sit through that again.

Tried on the Website 'It looks like this page doesn't exist' Tried on the app, telling me how to watch the pre-season games. About as functional as the men's performance yesterday then

When Tonali & Bruno combine to be shite, you know its a bad day

I mean I've no idea what he is doing that far up the pitch in the first place but even a defender has got to bury that.

longstaffesque diving from Gordon, he's been shite all game.

Strangely quite pleased with myself that I worked it out. First thought was maybe a black cat lying on it's back. It's fucking dreadful.

Do we? I'm genuinely not sure

Is it meant to be a boat maybe?

How shit must the hospitality be at Molineux that they've ended up there

YOU SEXY SWISS BASTARD

Pope had about 3 easy options for a pass... chose to wallop it

I see the refs have used up all their yellow cards this weekend

Odd first 15 minutes, we've lookedmore comfortable on the ball but with no real pressure being applied to us. Isak coming deeper more often is helping.

Good news, didn't think she had the best game against London City but clearly a talented player and I'm sure she'll find her feet quickly at this level.

Not sure there has been much evidence of him maturing? Still managed to not turn up to sessions at Southend a couple of years ago.... albeit that football club has been an absolute shit show for a few years. Fingers crossed the new owners turn it around.

1-1 Asllani

0-1 Hayles, Well won by Jas McQuade. London City have been caught being too slow at the back a few times now.

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/claire-ditchburn-appointed-as-newcastle-united-women-interim-assistant Know absolutely nothing about her, but the replacement seems to have decent experience managing at a good level, hopefully it'll help Becky continue to grow in her role.