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It'll be like Jonestown.

Yeah, he said he was shite Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk

Thanks for the glowing reference, fella

Maybe these elaborate ways of announcing player arrivals is what's holding us up announcing our signings? Reckon Lejeune will be announced in a short video with a backing track of 500 Miles by The Proclaimers. The deal was agreed weeks ago but that, actually, he has indeed walked 500 miles and the end of the video sees him literally fall down at the doors of SJP.

We're a bigger club than West Ham. Hands down. Yeah we've had a shit time of late but we're still a bigger club. I live in Hull and was mocked last season by Hull City fans saying that they were a bigger club than us because they're in the Premier League. Fuck that. West Ham are not a bigger club than us. They could be considered a more attractive prospect based on their location, but that's where it ends.

I'm normally one for downplaying the deluded thing, but no they're not. Currently yes they are Presently no they're not

Breaking our transfer record for Ryan Giggs

Nickson, Atsu and Gouffran?

Well, technically - he's out of contract today. A free agent. Meaning he'd still class as an incoming transfer, Lovenkrands style. Let the good times roll!

Don't get too excited. Proper one trick pony

IT HAPPEN

Down right lifting

Jesus, Huddlestone v Colback That's like asking would you rather have AIDS or Chronic Wasting Disease

"HANDBALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!??!!?!??!"

Everton are a better attraction than us. We have to realistic about the type of player we can attract. They (and I would probably say most of the premiership teams) are now thanks to the Ashley and his muppets as they certainly weren't before he bought the club. They were well on there way to taking over us from 2005 to Ashley like. Even in that period the likes of Dunn and Smith (to which they would have been well chuffed about) chose us over them so don't agree there mind. Who is Dunn? Fucking me if we don't sign someone soon Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk

Aye, I'm a big fan of that move. Absolutely fair play to him. Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk

T minus 37 minutes... Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk

Not sure why I put it in here ? Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk

Nicollin, the Montpellier president has died... ? Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk

Swap for Boudebouz... Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk

This article is from today? It has '13 stars on Newcastle's transfer radar this summer' which include Harry Maguire, Aaron Mooy and Jordan Pickford

Harry Pedknapp, too. Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk

Is he fucking walking here?

Taffy Abraham EDIT: Of course joey's already done this

Is that you, Dharmesh?