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This skint cunt bought us yet?

Run the bath.

Same colour shorts, socks are the darker green on the pattern

This wait is so unnecessary and indicative of how the club is being run. Infuriating.

I hope they fix that for next season for christ sake. ALAN CARBISHLEY

Run the bath, boys

Sean Dyche innit

Valentin Eysseric moved from Fiorentina to Nantes on loan. Could be positive for us in terms of Limbombe coming in?

Probably lack of game time because he refused to tuck a chair in so Henry could get past...

Downie by name...

You can't really 'Just wear a hood' if your clothing doesn't have a hood. It'd look weird.

Personally think Manquillo gets a really hard ride on here. I'd have him over Yedlin every week. I think he's far more adept defensively, offers much more threat going forward and is a much more accomplished player. Baffles me the amount of stick he gets. Just kidding. He's fucking atrocious.

Gervinho to Parma apparently. Also, Claudio Marchisio's contract has been mutually terminated with Juve. Deadline day in Italy today.

They're not anymore. Emanuele Calaio (Parma striker) sent a couple of WhatsApps to Spezia players saying something along the lines of "go easy on Friday" in relation to the final game of the season (against Spezia). Basically it was out of Parma's hands anyway, they needed to beat Spezia and hope that Frosinone didn't win at home to Foggia. I won't get into the late drama but Parma won 2-0 and Frosinone could only draw 2-2 so Parma gained automatic promotion. Then it came out about these messages. Calaio got a fucking two year ban (!) and a €30,000 fine and Parma were docked five points and given a €30,000 fine. It was complete bullshit from the start really. Naturally, Parma appealed and it was overturned last week. Calaio's ban was reduced to 6 months and his fine remained. Parma's docked points were wiped and their fine also remained. Crooked that it was overturned but fines still remained. Italian football though...

Biabiany has returned to Parma, they've also signed Di Marco and Bastoni on loan from Inter. And, off topic, have just announced their new away kit. Exceptional, and runs the black third kit very close.

Exactly this. Look at when #IfRafaGoesWeGo kicked off. Muto and Schar signed within 48 hours of each other.

Fucking baldy prick.

And even if that happens, in a twisted way it works in our favour. It at least means things are getting to Ashley. It'd be heartbreaking to lose Rafa but protests, boycotts etc would be a hell of a lot easier to stomach if it wasn't under Rafa's watch.

Thought you'd like the idea of it. Buzzing at the thought. Read that book on St. Pauli on holiday last month and decided we'd go over to Hamburg to take in a game at the Millerntor. Waited for the fixtures to come out and the time we're there, they're at Union. Can't wait fella!

Anybody been to see any German football? Headed to Berlin for a few days in August and got a couple of tickets to Union's home game against St. Pauli. Wondering what I can expect. Any advice/info would be great

Fucking A. Keep it up. Wait til we've pipe bombed his fucking gaff and Messi is strutting down Barrack Road, man. Buzzing.

Ye da rogers Charnley

Absolutely. It'll all die down after this. Thanks Mr Ashley! We knew that TV money was going to be spent! #AshleyIn #KeithBishopsBarmyArmy