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Excellent news. Serious questions need to be asked of Charnley though. His place of work raided and him arrested. They're probably not asking what he likes on his toast tbf.

You'd hope the suggestion of 'several individuals' being investigated suggests the club itself might not be in hot water? Clutching at straws but...

Lee Charnley arrested!?

UPDATE: Jack Colback seen leaving in cuffs after being charged with impersonating a professional footballer.

Highlight of the match for me was the chap who came in pissed, fell asleep just before Murphys goal, proceeded to sleep through the celebrations and had to be woken up to let him know we scored

Nice one, Björk.

That's fair enough tbh, if the other guy has been doing well then why should he be dropped. Even if it's shit for both us and Krul himself. I try to follow Ajax as much as possible possible. Andre Onana has been playing very well to be honest, got his chance after they sold Cillessen in the summer and he's taken it well. Krul might have a job on to be honest.

To the tune of the Lords Prayer: Our Gayle who art in Newcastle, Hallowed be thy name. Thy goals will come. Thy will be done This really isn’t going to work at all is it. I'm so shit at thinking up chants.

Would love Defrel just for his badass celebration.

Ask Altamullan

Come off it, man. Everyone knows the throw in to the opposition was at 16:53, not 16:52. What do you take us for?

Personally think Messi is the best of all time. Ronaldo is my favourite though, hands down. At an age when football was everything to me, watching a player like Ronaldo was completely electrifying. Had he not had the horrendous injuries he did, he'd have gone down as the greatest in my opinion. I loved watching him so much.

He was poor last night to be fair. His first few crosses in the first half flew straight out of play, he gave the ball away more than once too. Improved slightly in the second half and had a couple of decent moments. Think he could be a decent player when he's fully settled in, mind.

Jesus wept Are you surprised? He didn't even make the bench.

The irony.

0-3 Lazaar hat-trick

I've been waiting for someone brave enough to start this thread

Does it make a difference? We still received £30m and paid them £17m, what kind of logic is that! Exactly. Not sure what this fellas argument could possibly be. Fair enough it's £13m, so we got Townsend and Yedlin for free? What a div

It really is horrific The younger me used to lap it up though. God knows why. You were thick? Arguably still am, Ian.

To be moving forward without the likes of Cisse, Coloccini, Taylor, Obertan, Riviere - players the vast majority of us on here wanted gone long ago, is a great feeling. Top that off by not folding on our asking price for Sissoko and selling him for £30m was the icing on the cake. Of course the likes of Murphy, Clark and Hanley might be somewhat underwhelming but I think they'll play their part this season in doing what is needed. Personally, Atsu, Ritchie, Gayle and Lazaar are exciting signings. Then you've got Gamez, Hayden, Diame, Yedlin - all look like they WANT to be here at the very least and have a different feeling about them to the Janmaat's, Wijnaldum's etc. There seems a better balance to our squad than there's been for years. I'm hugely optimistic about the future for the first time since I can remember. Rafa

It really is horrific The younger me used to lap it up though. God knows why.

Button mushrooms: bingo.

Could well be. Did Juve sell anyone of note when they were relegated?