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You do realise we've been relegated, right?

Would be delighted with Carrick.

Really? Everton ST holder at work always banging on about him feeding homeless people at Christmas, buys tickets for fans who can't afford them, does a lot of charity work apparently. Doesn't sound like a plum to me, like.

Aye, totally agree. All well and good arguing the point that they weren't his first choices - but they were still on his list...

I like Naismith, he seems like a really nice bloke too.

Out of contract is he not?

Stunning

That's Ken Hom you mad cunt

Pretty sure Bill Oddie is in that shot too....

Still managed to be our most creative player as well, even if he only scored one. Makes me laugh people say he is shit though, he clearly isn't. Of course he's not shit, but he can hardly be bothered most of the time. That's why people have a lot of disdain for the guy.

How dare he be completely overlooked Surely the likes of Sissoko and Wijnaldum who are both incredibly talented and picked week in, week out but just can't be arsed, deserve your hatred more!? Whoosh Ahh man. It's early

He's fuckin shite

However much I won't get too carried away until it's confirmed - if he joins Everton that'll be a bigger shock than Leicester winning the league for me. Just can't see it at all. The way he spoke about going back to Anfield in April, the way he speaks about us, he clearly cares for the fans and what they think about him - I'd be gobsmacked if he joined Everton. Really, really would. Can't see it at all.

How dare he be completely overlooked Surely the likes of Sissoko and Wijnaldum who are both incredibly talented and picked week in, week out but just can't be arsed, deserve your hatred more!?

If Rafa does stay on, it'll ee interesting to see what happens this summer, like. He spent a fair bit at Liverpool to varying degrees of success. Torres, Alonso, Mascherano, Reina, Agger, Bellamy, Skrtel, Kuyt, Arbeloa, Sterling Pennant, Babel, Dossena, Keane, Riera, Aquilani, Johnson (£17.5m...)

Everton fan at my place reckons John Stones should be going for £60m

Fucking hell

Colo for me. Club captain who couldn't give two shits about the club.

Rashford, Delph and Milner aside - I'm hugely disappointed with that date format. Dots instead of forward slashes is very uncool.

Even so, let the kid enjoy his football and develop for christ sake. It really just shows how starved for options we are when some kid with 10 professional appearances to his name is in the provisional squad. It's laughable. If Hodgson's done it purely for the kid to experience that kind of set up then what message does that send to loads of other English strikers who have had their breakthrough this season? Join a big club or you won't get a look in. It's embarrassing.

I think you're forgetting, Stifler, that terrorists tend not to give much notice. "Pssst. I'm about to blow this vest up, get yourself to the under-pitch bunker quickly" What about cases like yesterday where they find a device and have to evacuate? What happens if an attack in already underway? If an attack is underway the last thing people want is to be sent to a designated area where, presumably, the people carrying our the attack will be aware of and possibly waiting there. I get the sentiment man, really I do, but as far as ideas go it's probably not your best.

Rashford :lol:

Krul- 3m - 1 year left on contract Janmaat- 4m Sissoko- 6m Wijnaldum- 8m Perez-7m (hopefully he stays) Townsend- 8m (hopefully he stays) Siem De Jong- 2.5m (hopefully he stays) Riviere- 0.5m Tiote- 2m Cisse- 4m Probably more realistic http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/04/Laughing-gif_1.gif?gs=a

Clearly because he wants to move to London to be closer to his family.