Dr.Spaceman

Teehee

Fuck right off is that a yellow card, man, howay.

Lyon!!!

We need more black power!

You mean there's a chance we won't have to put up with him after this season...

Nah mate, you can break someone's neck as long as you get the ball.

Wait 'til you hear about our owners.

What a few games he's had...

Shite

The best player I've ever seen play for Newcastle. The man doesn't have a single weakness, at least not one that anyone is aware of.

We could teach Real Madrid a thing or two about beating Arsenal over two legs

Mike Ashley isn't perfect for any football club

I'd love to know why they think he left us in a better state than we were in when he bought us.

It literally took until the second post for the usual BS to rear it's head... I for one am very disappointed all we're doing now is competing to be in the top 4.

Premier League will be drafting new rules to factor in trophy celebration costs, no doubt

Probably quite a lot, relative to the prize money anyway

Couldn't believe that transfer at the time, kept asking what his strengths were. He's such a nothing player.

I actually think Amorim could be good for you longer term, I just don't think the clowns running the club will give him the time and the resources needs. I joke about Dorgu looking shit but he is still 20, who knows how good he'll be in 2/3 years.

I grew up watching a lot of catchphrase, say what you see and all that

If that's the level of player they're attracting for 62 million imagine what happens when Brexit Jim starts his budgeting. They'll be bringing in 34 year old Will Hughes on a free and bidding 10 million for some random English fullback from Palace

That is absolutely insane. Who has looked at those players and thought aye they're worth that much? Crazy.

Winners end up with 2 million generated throughout the tournament or something

He'd be fine playing for someone who just wants a number 9 to stand centrally and feed off some inside forwards or an AM. Until his body gives up again.

Looking at both clubs from the outside it's obvious where you'd rather be, right...

I think Chelsea and Villa's fixtures are too radge if we win tomorrow. Ideally we want both of them to progress in Europe to distract them.