Dr.Spaceman

Elmas is getting sent off here

Benjamin Mendy suing Manchester for unpaid wages. How long til we see a thread on RTG asking for them to sign him

They're not counting that cup game where they beat our U21's are they

Sorry, what are we looking at? It's exactly what it says on the tin, right?

Don't forget Crystal Palace. Parrish has been whinging like fuck for what seems like forever now.

That initial post though...

Surely we won't know how well Ashworth has performed in his role for another 3 / 4 years at least?

What do you know that UEFA don't?

Have we really not had a shot on target against fucking Malta I'm hoying Vera back on.

But they've got no money and the Premier League are hoovering up the best talent

Awesome. Should be more than one game though, the way he went on.

So he's still 28, yeah

Gabriel was 100% sure he wasn't fouled

Who the fuck has taken a look at that little scrote and thought "You know what? He'd be a good presenter"

I imagine it'll be interesting to see who they waste that money on.

I'm not a fan of hers or any of our superfan podcasters by any means, but people are jumping to conclusions there, surely

That's how a random ballot can work.

You know fine well I'm not against signing older players, I just think there's got to be better value out there (which I think we'll have already identified).

Surely there's better value out there than Phillips like. He'll cost a fortune and will be 29 next season.

Did Carragher just jizz at full time

He's better than the 93 year old Martin Tyler and his drab "And it's LIIIIVVEEEE!"

What a pen. What a fucking game.

Cole Palmer

Holy shit

Not even close