Dr.Spaceman

Other than the goalkeeper and the blonde lad in the middle none of our lot look like they're going to have football careers.

Man Utd 4-3 Sunderland 5-1 Leeds away 4-3 PSG 4-1 Liverpool 3-0

Couldn't we just cancel Jeff Hendrick's loan?

We could just start using our squad a bit more. We've got Miley and Hall who are capable of covering in CM. If they're not good enough to help us to the top 4 then so be it, however it'll be good for the pair of them in the long run if they get some actual minutes on the pitch.

Scholes sounds like he's still got his daughters toe in his gob.

Rio now

Bobby Charlton was looking down on them

WTF

True! Can't believe he got a move to Villa after last season. He looked a complete passenger every time I saw him. Long may Southgate remain England manager so we don't have to worry about the likes of Willock going missing on International duty

One of my favourite sights over the last few years. Never forget that goal Bruno scored against Leicester when Tielemans made Willock look like Usain Bolt running down the left wing

#timetogo

Would encourage some players to try and avoid checks, which you don't want. There's no easy solution other than to have a word with the players to encourage them to stop being cunts.

Weird, never seen that before.

Remember when people thought we signed the wrong brother

He's absolutely shit. And they have a young lad at CB (alongside 34 yr old Dejan Lovren) who couldn't break into Crystal Palace's first team, probably something to do with it.

Lovely from Bailey

Harsh on Alvarez that! Awful from Pacqueta who put his team under serious pressure.

Mistaaaaaaaah

How long is a standard game of football on a Saturday afternoon? Well it's 4.50pm, obviously.

"Aah hayte fuckin' cats!"

Nobody cares because he only plays for Aston Villa.

Shame

If that was the case Pep wouldn't even have him on the bench. If there's one team we can sign a player from and not be worried about their fitness it's Man City.

If he sanctioned the young lad to Chelsea I'm sure we'll be okay going after Phillips.

Anyway, Jude Bellingham is a bit good, isn't he? Seems to have that quickness that the elite have, he gets to balls he shouldn't get to and very often does the right thing. He has no weakness from what I can see. And he's just turned 20! Imagine how good he's going to be in a few years...