Dr.Spaceman

Incredible

He's class, reckon any team would love to have him in their squad tbh, maybe even Man City.

Personally I think it's degrading to have designated women's spots on certain shows. It creates that false narrative in the minds of the shouty baldies that ALL women are only on those shows because they need a designated woman front and centre. So when you have the likes of Gabby Logan, Emma Hayes etc speaking complete sense about the mens game their Fosters/Carling/Stella-soaked brains cannot stand it. We need to stop labelling people and just crack on. Surely we're at the stage now where the intelligent & educated among the media will rise to the top without the need for shortcuts.

This reminds me when people used to ask me how many goals I saved when I was a keeper in my youth. Used to grind my gears, even at the age of 10

Without looking back I'd be surprised if most people didn't agree with you. Nobody needs to cut him any slack, he's doing an exceptional job and for once it seems we're all in agreement.

Howay man, as if anyone gave a shite about the colour of our shorts. Our first CL game in forever against legendary opponents in the midst of a carnival atmosphere, but nah, we're wearing unacceptable shorts

That's the greatest atmosphere I've witnessed inside the 52k SJP. Unreal. Everyone was up for it and it had a weird cup final feeling to it.

Roads closed for half an hour apparently

That might be a bit generous tbf

Nah, 400 maybe

Same with Charlton at left back.

This is the younger brother.

Some good pressing from us, we're just quite open between the midfield and the defence.

This is much better than the Milan game, we don't look anywhere near as bad as we did there. Still just a matter of time before they score like.

Yeah, their left forward isn't in the game at all.

He's got better ball control than our first choice That Zague looks a bit special like.

Yeah. Bet he never thought he'd get to witness the GIS in all it's glory.

Because we're absolute cucks.

They should have scored after 35 seconds

Never thought I'd be happy to see Heineken, Playstation and Mastercard ads around the pitch

Duc de Northumberland or L'Horloge as it's known locally.

How the hell do you go from Wallsend Boys Club to Morecambe to Leeds and then Ipswich before your 24? What an odd career.

Leaving the house at 4 to get the metro. Going to get over there ASAP. Reckon it's a case of avoiding the Bigg Market then? Might just hide in Trillians for a few pints beforehand.

My parents used to live on Ipswich Road in between Norwich and Ipswich. Whole area is weird.