Dr.Spaceman

It feels like The Hundred to me. I'll never give a shit about it.

Why anyone cares about the rating of our transfer window a week before it's due to close is beyond me. Surely you wait a few months to see where we are in the league before making any calls like that. Great, we've had a decent window on paper, whoop!

If FFP forces the top clubs to produce a load more saleable assets that can only be a good thing for the longevity of the game, right? If only they were able to tweak it somehow to avoid the seemingly now unreachable pinnacle they have created.

Going to be weird if / when we start seeing transfers like this. No idea how I'd feel about Miley signing for newly promoted Wrexham in 4 years time.

That was my first thought too. I'm fairly sure several prominant right wing politicians have mentioned AK47's on our south coast beaches.

Hope we get Bayern, Porto and Zagreb. Got a bed for me in Munich, really fancy Porto, having done Lisbon about 2 weeks before lockdown I've got a bit of a hard on for Portuguese wine. Zagreb would be nice, not that I'd go as I'd be at the other two. 110 points be enough to get me in the conversation for tickets?

Absolutely.

I could not disagree with you more. Loads of people genuinely couldn't care less who owns us.

Always wondered if Alan Shearer has ever walked down Northumberland Street, you'd think it would be pretty impossible with the kids and morons mobbing him.

I want to see us winning games with Hall and Livramento part of our side as soon as possible. For whatever reason I'm far more excited by the signing of Lewis Hall than of anyone else this summer.

Either would do nicely, however the latter would be heart attack inducing.

Planet soft cunt

Their best performance since Real Madrid at the Etihad and it was still only 1-0.... It's really not the end of the world for us. Not a great day by any means and given us a bit of a reality check but you've got to take the performance in context and look at the bigger picture. I like getting this game out the way nice and early, sets the bar for the level we need to be at to compete in the league. On the evidence of the first two games we're going to destroy the average sides in this league week-in-week-out.

Are you one of his mates?

Looks like and comes across as a right cunt

What a debut

Chelsea are absolutely comical for how much they've spent

It does

Strike

That is absolutely glorious. He's got to be one of the most unlikeable players the PL has ever seen. Hasn't even got that little comical side that some of the top twats over the years seemed to have.

Todd does what he wants.

FFP is causing some crazy shit

Part of me hopes they finish 17th as it seems like they're destined to be shit for eternity. Piece of piss 6 points for sides like ours against low morale sides like them.

We reverted to long ball too quickly I think. They've just managed this quite well with their constant flopping to the deck, taking ages over free kicks etc

Game's done, we're shattered.