Dr.Spaceman

Or Cacapa v Portsmouth. You've never seen a player so 'finished'

Yanga Mbiwa v Everton at SJP. We lost 2-0, Barkley scored a great goal, just ran through us. Yanga Mbiwa couldn't even judge the flight of the ball that night, he was absolutely horrific, the freak.

Shaka Hislop

Golazo Yokohama

Uh oh...

How did Miggy not get a touch there

He did well to take that extra touch rather than just hit it first time

That was nice from Isak & Longstaff, good save

But I thought we had completely fucked the transfer market and the new guys were a mess and Eddie was a blocker and and and and

Bruno F is 29, not 39. He'll be absolutely fine playing a load of football again this season.

Diagnosed with cancer back end of last year. Shite craic.

Sure he was working recently, was he ill or owt?

Will be a pleasure watching Eddie give him his debut in March.

Wow, amazing

It's pretty much a given that we haven't just offered him around without actually sitting the lad down and having a proper conversation to help him understand the situation.....right? I highly doubt we've allowed him to sit and stew over things to the point where he's flipped a desk and checked out of Newcastle.

We're fucked if we lose AG. However, we should be receiving a hell of a fee for him.

Worrying for Man Utd that the Jamiaca job is seen as a better option.

Another good player from the Championship signing for a PL club not called Newcastle. We seem to have a huge blind spot where these types of players of concerned.

Rhineside Life

This is the new "The problem with Arsenal is..."

Huge deflection.

1-1, they got in down their left, Tino was miles away.

Willock clattered

Should be 2-0 tbh