Dr.Spaceman

Jesus fucking Christ. 10 days to prepare. Wake the fuck up.

We've had a while to rest and prepare for this, a loss would be disappointing, a win would be fantastic.

Grim.

Say what now

What's the non league equivalent of NDM, Donkin's from Gateshead?

Anyone know what this means?

It's still not Gateshead's own ground though, which would essentially put them back to square one. What happens when the Saudi's sell up, what's to say the next owners will be so kind?

Grim

As if they do that shit in front of kids as well

Paying 15 million for Ashworth wouldn't exactly support Sir Rattled's poverty pleading to the government for his Wembley of the North, would it

Southgate is the most ready salted, vanilla, default_01 managerial selection going. I really hope it happens.

He's so fucking insufferable, it's a perfect match. Already whinging, already acting like he's entitled to have whatever he wants. This is going to be great

Longstaff isn't going anywhere. Nobody will pay what we want for him.

If my cricket is off I will play. I'll have a drive over to say hello regardless.

Roddy Strong

Do you ever wonder why you have to defend this shit every other week though

He comes across as if he's taking the piss, like trying to be as dour as he can get away with.

Wow, what an absolute bellend, as if we didn't already know.

Hahahahahaha

Don't doubt it, he's not a bad player at all. He's not a great replacement for England international and Champions League footballer Callum Wilson though.

Steady on

Fucking @yorkie telling us this was a non contest, making me watch Liverpool over this epic comeback

VAR okayed it

Yes ahshdjehwhwhwjsjdjd

Cheating from Rashford against Coventry City to wind the clock down