Dr.Spaceman

The lack of care given to Old Trafford for starters.

JFDITBH

Plus Bernie Ecclestone wasn't exactly squeaky clean himself. Granted he gets a free pass though cos he's an old white dude from old blighty and not some horrible forrin from the middle east.

I'd be more than happy to see Shelvey start for them, we'll have him blowing out of his arse after 15 mins.

I like Willock. Fuck all wrong with him in this team right now.

Canny counter. More.

Gone to shite in the second half

4 games? ha, nice.

How long is he suspended for like?

As shite as Norwich have been it's still only 1-0. 70-30 posession though, not great for the lands sexiest football team.

He could do a job as a defensive midfielder™

Sticking a fiver on 0-0 and another on 1-1

So we can definitely add Brennan Johnson to the Lallana, Dunk & Alli list

Aye, calling him 'class' is a bit of a stretch like, but whatever, I don't wish any harm on the kid. Sick of the sight of our youtubers, they're all utter shite in the grand scheme of things.

No @Sifu? If not I'll bring the gloves.

Jota would be one of the most perfect signings we've ever made.

Going for an in-game yellow double, Havertz & Meyer (Dortmund's goalkeeper) at 45/1

Mount would be a really good squad player if we used him in rotation. If we were signing him as our number one summer target and pinning our hopes on him being the catalyst that gets us to that next level however....nah, we'd be disappointed. Maddison please.

Yep, we're living in a transitional period of time where we've got those who have never used tech and never will who are holding back the innovations for the rest of us. Neither side are wrong and deserve to be screwed.

'kin hell

Surely he'd need permission before he's able to sell something with the club's crest on it? But aye, people would buy that.

If you know the only way you're getting in is by showing a QR code on your phone it will create a level of anxiety in some people as there's all sorts of things that could go wrong. Hell, I'm (very slightly) nervous about a £6.40 bus ticket on my phone in case my battery runs out or my phone decides to die for whatever reason. You also need to connect to the internet every now and then to verify, and that's not always possible (in the biggest business park in the area, of all the places). I'm assuming it's the same with a digital match ticket to avoid screenshotting the code etc and we all know how cack the connectivity anywhere near SJP around the match is.

I'm as pessimistic as anyone, but we're a million miles away from a crisis right now. Some people either have incredibly short memories or need to revisit their pre-season expectations. Or both.