Dr.Spaceman

It was heaving outside the Gallowgate right after the FT whistle. Similar levels to a normal game if I'm being honest.

I left because I was gasping for a drink. Also I just don't feel the connection to the players that most seem to. I just want to see Newcastle United win, I don't really care who does it for us.

Feel a bit shan wanting the scabs to win, but they've got a chance here.

Murphy was horseshit today, offered nothing and misplaced so much. Started hiding in the 2nd half, tucking in too much so he was unavailable for the pass. Shouldn't really single anyone out tbh, we were poor across the pitch.

Bit Keegan-esque that

Yeah, Isak wasn't one of our best performers for too long earlier in the season to win this. AG has been consistently impressive throughout, with only the odd poor game here and there. He's been very impressive this season and the league award nominees are an absolute joke, however there'll be supporters from loads of clubs looking at that list laughing their tits off at some of the omissions.

Transfer rumours

Embarrassing

Our 3rd kit looks like it's going to be perma green though

Ramsdale is only 25, he'll be a much better keeper by the time he's Nick Pope's current age imo. I think he gets overly criticised on here for whatever reason. He's a solid keeper.

I especially like the fact that the bad guys in this little fable are the plucky office workers earning peanuts and the billionaire brexit supporting liar is our hero.

Love a bit of random vitriol

Turns out you were right.

Instructing Amanda to negotiate the best possible deal for Isak.

Was it Joselu who kicked the ball off his own head when having a shot?

I'm with you, it's a terrible deal but it's apparently on the table. We'll knock it back and it'll be a complete non-starter. As others have said, far too many moving parts.

Ramsdale and ESR as part of Arsenal's bid for Isak, apparently.

I think, much like Chelsea you shouldn't take one spell at that club as the be all and end all. As much as we laugh at some of the expensive shite like Anthony & Mudryk they'll be able to find their feet again with the right move into a better environment under a different manager.

Tonali

With an assist from one of his better players at Gateshead, Adam Campbell.

This is it, nobody in their right mind is paying bucket loads for Anthony.

Nah, they'll still be able to spend way more than us. We lose one of Bruno & Isak and we're relying on an exceptional transfer window just to get back to where we were. They sort their wages out and they're able to bring in a lot. Plus they've got many friends in the media who will keep the Man Utd myth alive as long as possible.

As ever these photos are taken on the most potatoey potato available in 2024.