Dr.Spaceman

My mate was at school with him, said he was unreal.

Scored from inside my own half once for my college against a uni side. Had a left foot and could run a bit. Now I've just got a bit of a left foot and two very broken achilles. Cricket was always number one for me. Somehow made it to the NEPL for a very short while, can't complain.

As if he doubled down on it as well Adam Armstrong will never reach Europa Conference level, never mind the Champions League.

Needs a txt from Matt Ritchie to sort him out.

Seriously? Jesus...

I look forward one day to watching Mike Ashley's Reading play at the Bernabeu

Unhinged.

They're just trying to make life as difficult as possible for us off the pitch in order to put the brakes on our rise. It's pathetic when you think about it. Like another kid coming along asking to play with the toys your playing with and you outright refusing before going to the teacher and having a whinge about it.

It's just an easy link to make. Recent PL player, CL quality, potentially available. Bit lazy but I doubt the club are still sniffing around if he's not willing to move (if they ever were). I've never been less concerned with transfer rumours than I have since the takeover.

Ruben Neves himself has literally just done an interview where he's stated in no uncertain terms that he's more than happy where he is. Hasn't he?

In all seriousness, I'd take him for a year or two. I like him. He's got a bit of explosiveness about him and looks awkward to play against.

He's bad news.

He's shite and he'd have likely been worse given our track record with kids at the time. We fleeced them in hindsight

You're a centre midfielder, It's 1-1, 30 seconds remaining, you've got the ball, look up and someone makes a decent looking diagonal run from the right. Do you a) chip it forward to the runner or b) do a scott parker pivot and pass the ball to Harry Maguire God damn Gareth Southgate. England will always only ever be an 8/10 team at best as long as he's the manager.

Rashford

This ref is awful, missing loads and giving random decisions based on the area of the pitch to make it easy for himself.

Let's see that pen shout again then...

Kane

I don't get how there's was a pen and ours wasn't, it makes no sense. If you're giving a pen for contact at one end you have to do it at the other.

Surely that's a pen...

Maguire is pure comedy

Elmas is getting sent off here