Dr.Spaceman

Woods. But seriously, nothing will ever beat Aaron's.

Just stuck Lewa and Benzema double on at 2/1

I like him, I think he's an excellent option for us as we are currently. Decent touch, good enough positionally and tends to make the right decision. Exactly what we need, not some French Billy Big Bollocks on 8 times the wedge using us as a stepping stone to a vacuum.

He was frustrating last night, but as others have said let's see how he does in Newcastle 2.0. Part of the issue is our team sometimes fail to anticipate his movement and he ends up alone after skinning 3/4 players. He's a valuable asset, we just need to tone him down a bit.

He was great tonight, looks a cut above the rest of them. Loved seeing him barking at Kraft in the first half.

Eh, how

I want us to be assured of survival before I give a shit about other teams tbh

Yep, 2/3 draws keeps us up imo.

Sounds like a pisstake James Bond film if we pretended Steve Bruce was playing the lead.

The difference between this chump and Eddie Howe really is night and day, isn't it I love reading articles like this, really makes you appreciate where we're currently at.

He probably paid thousands to look like that too.

The return of Eddie Allardyce.

Not arsed if he goes, personally. If he does go it will be because that's what Howe wants and his replacement will likely be a better fit tactically. Article is horse shit though.

Same reason Adolf Hitler isn't.

You sure you're a uni student with grammar like that?

I'd be all over this. History tells us that one failed stint at Chelsea is nothing to go by.

12-1 is fine, I'll sack cricket off if I'm needed that day.

Sunday only for me.

Aye, those types can continue to sign for Everton for all I care.

Count me in then

What time? If we're done by 12 I should be fine.

Why is there a stormtrooper holding the flag on the top crest?

It needs a proper train station with frequent stops, until then it'll remain a tip.

I'd rather we took the approach Man City took with Foden - protect him and do absolutely everything at our pace.

TAA would have been a Beckham type in a different era. I think he's great, personally.