Dr.Spaceman

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/54318907 What the fuck is his accent man

Bruno Fernandes 1 shot on target at evens was a good one today then...

They're in League 2

Joelinton did well to get out the way of the ball there, avoided scoring.

Harry Wilson is good. He'll be a solid PL player for the next 10 years.

Mahrez was still playing Ligue 2 football at 23 mind. Ayoze Perez was a similar age when he came from Tenerife. Obviously it’s expecting a lot but there may be the odd one or two hidden gems still out there. Kante was in Ligue 2 at the age of 22/23, integral in the Leicester side that won the PL 2 seasons later.

It's not as if Morecambe have spent thousands on signings either, they've literally only brought in frees. Clearly struggling and we offer what, exactly? Free testing should be part of your prize for reaching the next round. The EFL have to look at themselves here of they facilitate the spread of the virus. Also, is Jake Turner their number 1?

one of the biggest myths in football. Defensive record of Keegans teams were very good. Press latched onto a theory and stuck with it, no matter what they saw before their own eyes.

How many chances have they had man, this is absolutely pathetic. We have been utterly woeful.

I wihs Jonjo Shelvey would just fuck off. He's a right lazy bastard in games like these, always choosing the easy option of the ridiculous long ball.

For one of our amazing set penis specialists?

The gammons will be fuming if DCL scores more goals than loads of "proper" men.

Today's hail mary

Our backup striker is 40m. :lol: Amazing

He the bloke who stole from the people who crowd funded towards that 'Looking for Number 5' documentary that he sacked off?

FYP He definitely has like. It hasn't been a great year or two for Bale but lets not forget just how good he was during Real's dominance of the Champions League. He was absolutely in the bracket just below Ronaldo and Messi. The form he showed to win the move was up there with anything we've seen from the best players in the history of the PL. He was the complete package.

:thup: A very easy way to counter the argument from the first line would be to mention that Firmino actually closes players down when they have the ball. Joelinton doesn't. He also makes intelligent runs. Joelinton doesn't. He also has the ability to strike the ball cleanly. Joelinton doesn't. Look, we all know that under a different manager using a completely different system and a completely different team, Joelinton would look better than he does. But next time he's through on goal and gently passes is to their keeper, are fans expected to react with "ooh, unlucky, if only the poor guy had a better manager playing to his strengths, he would be sticking that in the bottom corner"? Nailed it. Regardless of the price tag or what he could be, he's just not good enough right now, which is all we should really care about. Similar situation to Mitrovic when he was here.

You're not missing anything.

This is rubbish

IIRC Debuchy wasn't that good going forward but was very good defensively. Probably the best I've seen defensively at RB for us.

Luke Edwards thinks Ashley is doing this because he's staying. Aye, right...

They've fallen behind Leicester and Wolves now imo and are in the Everton bracket. Didn't realise we had them a week on Sunday, could be an interesting match. Should we beat Brighton next week at home the pressure will be off us. They've got a tricky game at Southampton who won't want to start with two losses, as well as a euro qualifier and their EFL Cup game to contend with before our game. Being positive feels weird.

We were linked with Demari Gray earlier this window - if he was the replacement there would literally be no point, pretty much exactly the same player with a lack of PL quality. Demari Gray is a far far better player Do you think? He has pace but zero quality. Leicester fans are desperate to offload him. He'd be a good signing for us imo, but Leicester are on another level to us.

If they pay his wage and it allows us the freedom to bring someone else in I'm all for it. He's absolute shite.

Best thing about this announcement for me is the fact that the pricks who were buzzing off constantly telling everyone that the deal was dead and buried were wrong.