Dr.Spaceman

Nar nar, stay on topic.

Jesus

You could HAVE just ignored it.

Such is my current love of football ive no idea who these 2 are. Just the combined 78 appearances in the Premier League.

Amazing

Better stop or we'll be toast.

I noticed that. The production value of the whole things feels very of it's time. I particularly like the different shades of blue that you see on random parts of the pitch, how the ball bobbles quite a bit and the amateurishness of the ending of Newcastle v Rangers.

If you stop biting maybe these jokes will be scone soon.

All rye Mr Sourdough, what's ciabatta wheat you? It's a pita you have to dough on like this. Brioche.

Saw the actual Darren Fletcher punditing the other day and he’s genuinely quite good. Must be fucking gutted some know nowt lickspittle cunt has nicked his name and is denigrating it to fuck. Oh, you mean 'Fletch', who is 'Sav's' mate. They do shows with 'Sutts' and 'Crouchy' and 'JJ' and 'Macca' don't they?

Insert grammar joke here.

He's alright. Never going to be that 8 or 9 out of 10 player we'd all like, but he'll rarely play at Colback levels of shite. Said it when he signed, he's a decent addition to the squad - but if we're relying on him to be in our first team for the next 3/4 years we're going to struggle.

David Ginola sticking the knife in to Ashley on SSN

Roy Keane, Paul Scholes, Frank Lampard, Steven Gearrard., Gary Speed, Robert Lee, Yohan Cabaye just not exist in your head?

Is he any good?

Everyone at 8pm

Will ensure Lewis gets a run in the first team instead of being dropped as soon as Bruce shits his pants Yup. Shit way to look at it but this will benefit the team.

I love that too. Also when players that have been elsewhere in the UK just seem to settle on us as their club even after they've left or retired. Noticed Raylor on twitter the other day, profile pic and banner still of him in a toon kit and tweeting about the teamsheet before the game. Rumour has it Jenas never said the 'goldfish bowl' comment. That came from Souness.

Surely that's just the prime time games they've announced.

Gone off the boil recently hasn't he. Out of contract next year too. Wonder if people still want him to get a chance in the first team

I'm looking forward to it like. I'm getting some Heineken in for it this afternoon and I'm making some gyros as well Get some photos up on the What Are The Eating thread Be the best part of the match that.

Why is he talking about how good every single opponent of ours is? He's a fucking moron.

Because he didn't look like that at all. He still looks sheepish and average at best against League 2 opposition. If that performance was against another PL side it would be a different story, but the level of opposition dictates the level of performance required to be classed as having "played well", in my opinion.