Dr.Spaceman

If some pot 4 peasant is in my seat on the 16th...

What a game at Gateshead, 2-0 up to 3-2 down to 4-3 up...

I just hope the TV cameras aren't at some ridiculous angle like they were at WHL.

£30 for that

Definitely an argument for him being our 3rd CM against certain sides that we know are going to sit back against us.

How else would they know the current xG score?

Booked Cunha for scoring.

Cunha, what a goal

So that's Jota and Diaz both diving, no yellows.

He's kicked Agbadou, if anything

Another dive

Jemaine Defoe talks so fucking quick, never noticed it before

Another Dive by Diaz

That's a yellow card.... Konate should be off ffs, he's gone in with his arm

Diaz has dangled his foot waiting for the contact from the keeper, after he pushes the defender out the way. Clear pen, obviously.

Pel Liverpool

And then the one that gets the booking is the least a foul

Two blatant yellows for manhandling completely missed now.

What's the xG looking like, would provide a bit more context iyam

I think we've found the hardest poster on N-O here

Wrong. What do you think it means?

That was my first thought yesterday, at least that's a cup final and something to celebrate regardless....right?

"1-0 to the empty seats" and the Wembley stuff had me properly cringing like. Outside of a few "Hello, hello, we are the Geordie boys" chants it was an absolutely cack experience.

It was very poor. Some stupid bint started shouting at people leaving early as well, probably the loudest she was all game.

Felt like they identified this immediately and exploited it big time. Bit like the Bournemouth game, it was like we had 10 men and they had 12 at times, they had so much space on the ball, supported each other and still managed to swarm us when we had the ball, isolating Isak regularly. For all Sky Sports were banging the Isak v Haaland drum, neither affected the result one bit.