Dr.Spaceman

Brutal He'll chin you, mind.

He's no more in the know than your average fan.

Disappointing lack of opening speech mark. Cool story, Les.

Yes George!

this place will be a mess if we hear nothing official for a couple of weeks, especially with the lockdown still going on. Yup. 13 years and people can't wait 3-4 weeks ffs

I'd imagine we'd have agents chucking themselves at us from all directions. It'll be a nightmare trying to sort transfers with them knowing how much we've got behind us. It'll be one fee for us and Man City and a fee for everyone else.

Why is Shelvey involved?

Richest club in the world. Richer than Real Madrid, Barca, Juve, PSG, Bayern, Man City, Liverpool.... mental. My tiny northern brain cannot comprehend this.

Sporting Director or some shit would be a nice touch.

Why pay £8,5M for Bentaleb and let M.Longstaff go on a free? Give Matty what he wants and don't sign Bentaleb. That would save us £8,5M plus wages. Can't see Matty demanding more than Bentaleb is earning. Do we know what Matty wants in terms of wages? Rumour has it that he is currently on £850 a week, that equates to £45k a year which isn't too shabby. For a Premier League footballer? Aye, in 1985.

Is it like some sort of guarantee that he's not going to back track at the 11th hour?

Please never put his shit on here.

Lee

Mee

I'm still convinced one of them was Ashton Gate.

Union Berlin..... how the shit are we supposed to know what Union Berlin's ground looks like

Yeah I'd be confident that I'd come last in that quiz

GG

I like him, he's inoffensive and chips in with the odd goal. A more reliable Steven Taylor.

Fine by me, plenty places I'd rather be than surrounded by hypocrites and idiots screaming at some elite ball playing centre half to hoof it up the pitch.

Sound, I'm in again

Why are there loads that think Ashley is going to live forever

I thought that. My wife just shouted at the tele "Well live within your fucking means and stop whinging..."

I was right behind that in the Gallowgate with my cousin. An absolte belter born out of frustration. Seem to recall Everton playing for a draw from the start of the game.