Dr.Spaceman

Just what Liverpool need, another slow centre mid!

Might be time to finally watch SSN on deadline day

Hope he scores a hat-trick on the 12th November.

It's like a game of chess, this.

Happy to see us do absolutely nothing today in terms of incoming transfers, personally.

He'll end up a solid Championship centre mid. Best of luck to the bloke.

97 MINS AND 12 SECONDS

EH, HOWAY

Love that Klopp is kicking of with Tinners too

This shithousery is class

Don't do it to yourself, man.

You want the offside rule explaining?

It's okay, you don't have to.

Klippity going radge

Could literally be anything from hayfever to aids.

Calm down ffs

Not injured - ill.

He literally created a celebration where he told us he wasn't listening to the boos, he aint coming back

You should always give Wood a chance.

Ryan Giggs set to take over from Crying Ralph.

You're an angry little man, aren't you

Good job we offloaded Dubz, eh?

Mental isn't it, the amount of boot lickers the likes of "Lord" Sugar has

Aye, EVERYONE is exactly like that

Only way I'd be happy with Barkley is a relatively low guaranteed wage / heavily incentivized contract. He's more purposeful than Longstaff and would give us something different (if he could be arsed to put a shift in)