Dr.Spaceman

Imagine if we lost Matty Longstaff, Andy Carroll and Jogback in the summer

It doesn't take rocket appliances to work out their issues.

Not sure if Pride Park or Stadium of Light.

Frankfurt have a banner that says 'FUCK UEFA'. How is that allowed

Bruce is the exact opposite of Rafa, which is why as much I was against Mitro ever playing he would be ideal in this side under this cunt.

So if your heel is in line with the defenders finger, you're onside?

I didn't want to post it, it's so irrelevant

Nowt to do with anything.

How's it Dubravka's fault if Ozil has a free point blank shot from 5 yards out?

65 minutes in and I can't remember their goalkeeper having anything to do.

Meh.

Why is Federico Fernandez getting so high up the pitch down the right wing ffs

Not liking these dives from Miggy like. Eagerly awaiting a Twitter page going up telling us how often he does it.

I like the look of Saka, looks promising.

Like watching Brazil.

I hate the cunt

Can we not just burn Mike Ashley until he stops being?

I'd love to know what the hold up is. Be alright if we had an assertive manager who wasn't shit scared of the owner.

Depends what he's getting paid. His knock down for Miggy's first league goal was very good and we don't have anyone else who can do that. If he can get some level of fitness back and lay on 4 / 5 goals a season he'll be worth it. He's still got enough about him to scare some defenders, like Martins had with Michael Dawson, or ASM currently has. Stats don't show you the effect of being able to draw 2 or 3 of the opposition out of position because they see you as a threat.

This is why I'm torn when it comes to us ever being decent again. I have a passionate hatred for these types.

Fernandez' replacement in the summer.

Retain those in bold, and release / sell the others. I was going to suggest upgrading on the likes of Shelvey and Ritchie, but we know that's never going to happen, therefore we may as well retain those as well and spend elsewhere. Agree on the 2020 ones, depending on how the 2 loanee fullbacks go Manquillo may need to be kept on. Not bothered at this stage on the 2021 list. We either get taken over and can release them all or we don't and get to next Feb with Bruce being sacked and a new manager in charge who they may or may not want to sign up to play for. The 2 I'd really push to keep (Schar and Woodman) won't stay unless there are changes I'd lump Manquillo into the same bracket as Shelvey and Ritchie tbh, if we need to keep him then so be it, but we should really be looking to nail down two wing backs as a priority alongside the centre and a striker. Yedlin at full / wing back in the Premier League scares the life out of me, but Manquillo just isn't a wing back imo, average full back though, definitely seen worse. It's criminal that we're persisting with wing backs without having had anyone decent on the right for over half a season.

Surely they then have to let Real Sociedad sign a replacement and so on? Dodgy as fuck. Good point. Imagine if they didn't

Retain those in bold, and release / sell the others. I was going to suggest upgrading on the likes of Shelvey and Ritchie, but we know that's never going to happen, therefore we may as well retain those as well and spend elsewhere.

They're nowhere near being out of it yet man