Dr.Spaceman

It'll be like a Where's Wally, without Wally.

Scott McTominay Yes, he's decent and is going to be very good imo, but they need more experience around him. Why come out with something that's going to heap pressure on the poor cunt like that?

Mad how they struggled to beat us, yet are walking all over Barca. I wonder why that was?

Fucking stains

Lascelles

Part of me thinks he's just said it to try and force their hand. Really hope I'm wrong.

That was ridiculous

OH MY GOD.

Watch this space... I’d be up for contributing in any way I could to a inter-city club set up to give both sides of the River a club to support. I wouldn’t even mind if it was based in Gateshead, cheaper land etc. Gatecastle United

I play cricket with their U19 goalkeeper (who I guess is first choice now) and he said that Cala is a right weirdo. Started commenting on the size of his legs and said he's be a great keeper one day Reckoned the club was gone months ago.

What a ridiculous comment

Within 12 months we would be anyway. True Gateshead Phoenix 2019 FC

They won’t play in London on the same day as us, it just won’t be allowed. Even if the Met police allowed it, I don’t think Northumbria police would want both groups of fans getting the first train down to London from Central station. Precedence will be given to the mackems because they're better fans.

27 Albert / Woodgate 32 Robert 45 Hugo Viana

Welbeck We need players on the up, not on their way down. The bloke has Joselu levels of goals per games in much better teams. What on earth makes anyone think he'd be a good signing?

Best crosser I've ever seen in our team

I would say it's a small number of them, not 'quite a lot' tbh. Definitely got them though, then again I doubt there's a club in the country without them.

That was some of the weirdest commentary I've ever heard

Amazing

Is it just me or is Fulham the exact sort of club he wouldn't be interested in?

If everyone thought he was as good as he was then he wasn't underrated. I've never heard anyone say he was anything other than a good player tbh.

Fabian Scharesi