Dr.Spaceman

Beeeeeeeeeeeew

So glad he sent off that sunbed freak and didn't bottle it

And there it is, Welbeck

Wow, the space Brighton are able to find is incredible

Missed Pascal Gross going back to Brighton. Inspiring signing.

We are not the sort of club who can afford to spend £55m on "punts" though.

Him and that old Scottish bloke must be the two most dour co-commentators on the planet. No idea how they keep getting booked. Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon as your Comms for England games had to be the worst combo.

Maybe he's told not to by that bloke who picks the team

He hates Shearer, doesn't he? Think that clouds his judgement on anything Newcastle related.

Slight improvement on Arsenal v Liverpool

Is that Phil Jones in front of Reynolds?

Windass

What a lovely goal

Worrying that they're already moving on from players better than Bruno.

And the Wrecsam fans go mild

Anderson does a lot more than Wharton, he basically doesn't have a weakness.

I agree that we need reinforcements, maybe 2 or 3 good players in certain positions, just not "half the squad", that would be mental.

Can't wait to see him back in the squad

It's January 9th and we're still in the League Cup, competing in the Champions League and sit 6th in the Premier League. We absolutely do not need to refresh half the squad, that is 12/13 players ffs

He'll last two years tops

One of the Liverpool players should have hit him and taken the red card

Wanna see Martinelli get the ball and run at Konate

Fucking hell, Gary Neville

Of course he did that when I wasn't watching

Two teams from Planet Soft Cunt playing a 'must not lose' brand of football. Beautiful.