Dr.Spaceman

More chance of us signing Elanga for 50 million than Miggy going the other way for any amount.

Nobody is spending 15 mil on Miggy in 2025, let's stop kidding ourselves.

Lewis Hall is fucking mint

The biggest yellow card tackle of the game so far and he doesn't get the card out

This ref ffs

Gallagher is a bit stupid like, on a yellow and runs into the back of someone with his arms up

Oh good, another ref who wants to be the centre of attention

Juan nil

Some greek cunt with a laser pen, howay man

Newcastle's search for a new chief executive continues, and Confidential understands one man in the frame is Vinai Venkatesham. The 43-year-old worked with current chief commercial officer Peter Silverstone at Arsenal for seven years and they formed a close relationship. The Gunners signed a £300million, five-year deal with kit supplier adidas during their time in north London, before Silverstone left in 2022, and Venkatesham stood down earlier this year, citing his desire to pursue a new challenge. When Venkatesham first announced he would be leaving, Silverstone posted a message on his LinkedIn page that read: 'Congratulations on an incredible career at Arsenal. Obviously I was extremely fortunate to spend seven years working alongside you and am extremely grateful for the opportunity you gave me, the incredible work we did together and areas where you helped me develop. 'Some great (and amusing) memories too. I know you'll continue to work like a maniac for the next year but I do hope you take some time to reflect and enjoy the last lap. See you soon.' It was confirmed in September that Newcastle chief executive Darren Eales would be standing down from his position after being diagnosed with a chronic form of blood cancer. He will continue to work until a successor is appointed.

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Jarrod Bowen was only(!) 22 million 4 years ago and he was class. You'd argue that the market was a lot more active back then and fees were generally higher then than they are now.

Can't understand how football is still that popular with everything going on.

I've never been happier not to be considered "normal".

Angry motherfucker

They're already going on as if they've been promoted.... not like them to get massively ahead of themselves now, is it Just the 31 games to go!

Completely different scenario to us signing a young lad from Spain though, isn't it

Should be easy to negotiate against Chelsea and Palace. If we can't convince players to join us over either of those clubs then we're taking the wrong people to the table.

How was that first Don Hutchinson tackle not even a yellow card? That's nearly as bad as De Jong on Ben Arfa.

Yeah, but nowhere near as bad coming off 3 straight wins. I feel like one of those creatures that is able to jizz for 30 minutes straight.

That's a fucking disgusting image

Chris Houghton is my pick

Someone who has a name that people can spell would be ideal for us weirdos.

Depends if Dr Death gets his hands on him, or did we sack him?